dinosaurs may have had big honkers there’s simply no way to know whether or not they had big mommy milkers the soft tissue of the gazongas is not preserved in the fossil record experts are divided on the question of whether dinosaurs had huge jugs each outcome is equally likely there is a fifty percent chance that every dinosaur was blessed with real big hoohas
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ogler@lemmynsfw.com 2 weeks ago
spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Normally I’m not on board with the perversity of the modern internet, but there’s something noble in what you’re doing.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
new copypasta just dropped
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Are… uh… furries, but with scales… a thing?
Almost afraid to ask.
lauha@lemmy.one 2 weeks ago
Dinosaurs were not mammals, so they did not have huge boobs, at least in a sense of mammary glands.
Of course, those non-avian dinosaurs that died could have had some kinky sexual organs but non of the bird species we know of has huge mammary glands so avian dinosaurs most likely did not have either.
reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
pteranodons had massive, dangly clits. thanks for coming to my TED talk.
traches@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
This meme is bullshit, they aren’t just eyeballing it. They analyze bones for muscle attachments and do modeling and shit
snooggums@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
They used to model dinos after lizards which have the skin stretched over their bones for the most part. That was decades ago, but the anemic dinosaur art lives on.
Yes, modern reconstructions take into account muscle tissue and the fact that dinos were not just giant lizards.
traches@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Yes they used to not know what they were doing before they figured out what they were doing
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Hippos smile like on the right, but will tear you to shreds like in the middle.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Well, no. The one in the middle would do it because he wanted to eat you. The hippo is a vegetarian who would do it for the sheer joy of killing.
Steve@startrek.website 2 weeks ago
The one in the middle has no muscles so…
jordanlund@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
So you’re saying t-rex could have been just a big hippo? ;)
Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Or a giant duck.
QuadratureSurfer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Would you rather fight 1 T. Rex-sized duck or 100 duck-sized T. Rexes?
dojan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I lay breakfast for the mean apes.
realitista@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Honestly it would be a more accurate portrayal of how viscous hippos actually are. I think on this one, nature is just fucking with us by making hippos look that way.
Pan_Ziemniak@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
Indeed, given that they are actually viscous liquids…
realitista@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Fixed
mvirts@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hey i just thought of an actually good use for generative image ai models
growsomethinggood@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Good news! Artists have already covered this one, please enjoy The Bone Game by Drawfee
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
the ferocious earth animal hipposaurus rex was estimated to kill about 30000 to 100000 humans yearly
flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I mean, hippos are one of the most dangerous big animals
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 weeks ago
That hippo has the face of someone getting blown.
iiGxC@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Definitely getting the best head out of the three
spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ve always seen hippos with blunt teeth. Do they wear down those fangs eating river weed?
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If they’re in a zoo, they cut them off because they’re basically six-8 daggers and hippos are freaking mean.
Here’s a reasonable link, but yes they also wear down in the wild.
Sorgan71@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He looks like he just shit after holding it in all day
QuadratureSurfer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Relevant xkcd: xkcd.com/1747/
snooggums@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
Since birds are dinosaurs and have all kinds of specialized behaviors and non-fossilizing traits like specialized feathers, I assume the big dinosaurs had all kinds of wacky shenanigans and non-fossilizing soft tissues too.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Relevant xkcd