Hold my arm, leg, and brother.
Piracy
Submitted 6 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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einlander@lemmy.world 6 months ago
BreadOven@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You wouldn’t lead transmute into gold?
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Don’t dead open inside!
BreadOven@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Haha. Yes.
metaStatic@kbin.social 6 months ago
"you wouldn't pirate the music for your ant-piracy ad campaign"
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 months ago
metaStatic@kbin.social 6 months ago
Imma leave it now just so this makes sense
samus12345@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
Aganim@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I most certainly would if I owned a nuclear reactor.
datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 6 months ago
wouldn’t plutonium production be a more viable use of the reactor’s transmutation capabilities?
Aganim@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Yeah, but who would want to wear plutonium rings or necklaces?🤔
niktemadur@lemmy.world 6 months ago
What is this, the goddamned Middle Ages?!!
And what about the alchemist from Bern who had the bright idea that something else that shines like gold is piss, so he boiled gallons of it, trying to extract the pure, powdered essence? That must have made him quite popular in the neighborhood… taking peoples’ piss and boiling it, the smell coming from that house must have been incredible.
Anyway, the guy was the first to isolate phosphorus as an element.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
Funny considering piss is a huge amount of nitrogen.
Woods of Ypres was only 500 years late with this banger
dogsoahC@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Who is transmute, and why shouldn’t I lead them into gold?
Resol@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Mute is a river locates somewhere in the world.
Transmute is the person who lives on the other side of the Mute River.
pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 6 months ago
Even tho I’m cis-mute, I support transmute rights. Everyone is allowed to STFU if they so choose. It doesn’t matter what you were born as.
dogsoahC@lemm.ee 6 months ago
What if you don’t believe in the whole cis/trans thing and just wanna be mute?
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That’s my cousin, he’s cool
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Maybe they misspelled Transmutate.
ATDA@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Naw, dibs on that giant floating trash island. Piss off, no one wanted it until they could alchemy!
MCHEVA4EVA@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’m no Edward Kelley but im willing to give it a go.
Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Hmm 🤔
distantsounds@lemmy.world 6 months ago
f that halted stream camp a$ap
papalonian@lemmy.world 6 months ago
mfw not enough magicka to cast even once 😞
djsoren19@yiffit.net 6 months ago
LORE OF METAL!
And I’d do it again.
dumbass@leminal.space 6 months ago
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