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• TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  first divide up your friends into infinitely smaller and smaller friends until you almost have zero friends

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    l you almost have zero friends

    I’m already there!

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do think an electric saw will do and then transition to filet knifes or…?

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    • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      chum is chums

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    • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just put a small “D” before them

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  • MBM@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I put them back together and now I have 12 friends, now what?

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    • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Keep going. You need to approach zero friends.

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  • negativenull@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Friendsymptote

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• MeatCat@dubvee.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  One time I had to buy 40 watermelons for a local festival, and ended up having to get them from the grocery store. Didn’t want to bruise them, so I filled 4 carts up and made multiple trips to the checkout. For a moment there, I was the lady from all the math problems.

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I know orgy math when I see one.

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  • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Much better than that time Dave brought taco bell for everyone before the orgy

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.

      Fortunately we were at Daves patents house, so no cleanup.

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  • metaStatic@kbin.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have a pen

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    • mihor@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Pen-pineapple-apple-pen. 🎉

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• marcos@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You cut one pineapple, share it with 6 friends, and goo around looking for people that want the other 36 ones.

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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    goo around looking for people

    What does that entail? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    • Eylrid@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Upsidedown pineapples

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• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  6 people get 6 pineapples each, and you get the extra without mentioning it to anyone.

  Alternatively, 7 people get five, and you keep the 2 extras because you went to all the work and they’ll never know.

  It next time maybe try buying what you need instead.

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  • mihor@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who’s the 7th person?

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    • Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Your mom.

      (||As in the problem solver’s.||)

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• MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Letting her know you drank a bunch of pineapple juice before your date.

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• Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So you figure out the volume of pineapples by creating an equation for their shape, then divide it up.

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  • atomicorange@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Easy, that’s just nRT/P, assuming the pineapple is an ideal gas.

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  • maculata@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Assuming the pineapples are a sphere rolling down a frictionless slope…

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• apocalypticat@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I was at a networking event with people with work people. They had a big tray of fruit and cheese that included a whole, unsliced pineapple displayed on the center, not being used. The caterers thought my request was wacky, but agreed to let me take the pineapple. The people I was with shamed me out of taking it, and I reluctantly dropped the pineapple. The ordeal became something we still reminisce about. I found a random pineapple on my desk one day. And we share pineapple-themed pictures when we happen upon something.

  This particular day, I hit the pineapple jackpot.

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• feedmecontent@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just cut off 37/6ths of a pineapple for each of your friends.

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• superfes@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Everyone gets 6 pineapples, except for you, you get 1.

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• 10_0@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just keep on halving it (trust me)

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• MadBob@feddit.nl ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You do that kind of arithmetic quite often if you work in a kitchen.

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• penquin@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Who told you I’m eating only one pineapple?

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• keepcarrot@hexbear.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My knife only has room for 3 cuts, after that it’s just flat bar. How do I cut these pineapples?

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• mathemachristian@hexbear.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Me at uni: Let N = 2^2^…^2, n times, and G be a graph of size N, then using Szemeredis Regularity lemma…

  Me at home: We have like 8-9 apples left honey, do you really need a precise number?

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  At some point I did feel like this in college.

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