maculata
@maculata@aussie.zone
- Comment on UK's infected blood scandal could and should have been avoided, inquiry finds 5 months ago:
Yeah but where’s the profit in that?!?
- Comment on What happens when councils take control of buses? 5 months ago:
Well I guess that depends on whether they know how to drive a bus.
Also, trying to fit more than one driver in the cab is tricky, to say the least. An entire council?!?
Wow.I can’t even begin to understand how that’s going to work, especially with all the typical egos involved.
“No! I WANNA STEER!” Etc.
- Comment on 😘😘😘 5 months ago:
What about ion cannons?
- Comment on Chinese nationals are trying to get to Australia by boat over a weak economy and political oppression at home 5 months ago:
If they can be organised, trained, and sent back to fuck up the CCP then I’m all for them.
- Comment on Fresh floods in Afghanistan kill at least 50 after heavy rain brings devastation 5 months ago:
The Taliban are so religious but they don’t seem to get the hint.
- Comment on China's anger grows as Myanmar has chosen Russia for the construction of a strategic seaport, despite Beijing's interest in the project 6 months ago:
Hilarious. “I am interested if in you as girlfriend therefore I now own you and if you look at another boy, I will get very angry. ” kinda energy.
- Comment on Target Pride merchandise only available at select stores after rightwing backlash 6 months ago:
The rightwing are such fragile, little-brained, stubborn dipshits.
Unfortunately it’s literally the way their brains are formed.
I can’t help but wonder if there is a genetic component we could weed out.
- Comment on Melbourne man 'dumbfounded' after finding out he lost Australian citizenship 33 years ago 6 months ago:
Why doesn’t he look for it in the Lost-n-Found?
- Comment on Nicaragua cancels Chinese plan to complete controversial canal 6 months ago:
Apparently Nicaragua is part of “historical contiguous Chinese borders” and might be soon the beneficiary of a “Reunification Happy Joy Landing Family” who might be carrying the odd weapon to ensure that “Disruptive Foreign Capitalist Agitating Forces” do not spoil the joyful reunification with China.
- Comment on Chemicals in vapes could be highly toxic when heated, research finds 6 months ago:
Vapers and for that matter all tobacco users in this day and age are typically really poorly thought-out scum.
- Comment on England set to miss post-Brexit targets to clean up rivers by 2027 6 months ago:
Yay! Well done the Tories! /s
- Comment on There's a baby drought in Australia. Maybe we should fund IVF? 6 months ago:
Awesome. Can’t wait.
- Comment on Hungary and Serbia’s autocratic leaders to roll out red carpet for China’s Xi during Europe tour 6 months ago:
China can go suck a woodchipper.
- Comment on School refusal and the Australian families gripped by blame, shame, and the fear of a lost education 6 months ago:
I know. I was being facetious.
- Comment on Israelis rally to demand ceasefire and Netanyahu's resignation 6 months ago:
What? You mean electing his granddaughter?
- Comment on Archaeologists identify the birthplace of the mysterious Yamnaya 6 months ago:
Cool thanks.
- Comment on Israelis rally to demand ceasefire and Netanyahu's resignation 6 months ago:
Netenyahu deserves more than forced resignation.
- Comment on Archaeologists identify the birthplace of the mysterious Yamnaya 6 months ago:
Never heard of them.
- Comment on School refusal and the Australian families gripped by blame, shame, and the fear of a lost education 6 months ago:
Slap the kids round the chops and get them into school.
This is bullshit.
- Comment on Sex work decriminalised in Queensland after decades of campaigning 6 months ago:
Anyone paying for sex is a fucking creep. Just have a wank.
- Comment on palaeoartists are dreamers 6 months ago:
Even primitive men needed a hobby.
- Comment on animals you need to know 6 months ago:
What about bandicoots?
- Comment on the struggle 6 months ago:
What? ‘Bill’? Yeah that’s really insensitive to ducks.
- Comment on It definitely *was* a good idea though 6 months ago:
What if you got Celtic Frost, or David Frost into your lungs?
Or how about Frosted Cornflakes? (Fun fakt: Tony the Tiger’s real name is Anthony Tigris, but his close friends call him ‘Panties’ for binomial reasons as well as his penchant for white lacies)
- Comment on Don’t upvote this 6 months ago:
ITS A MIRACLE!!! I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER MEMED.
- Comment on checkmate, big geology!! 6 months ago:
This is a sad and unfunny attempt to distract the damage done to good people on both sides of a volcano.
The real solution is to present the map of potential impact, and then draw on it with a Sharpie to change the outcome.
- Comment on Sad 6 months ago:
Assuming the pineapples are a sphere rolling down a frictionless slope…
- Comment on arthropods 6 months ago:
That looks much more like a Velvet Worm.
- Comment on arthropods 6 months ago:
Wot?
John
Paul
George
Ringo
That’s FOUR. Only four.
- Comment on Crooked House owners win right to postpone inquiry to 2025 6 months ago:
Hmmmmm… Maybe arranging for the court to mysteriously burn down also.