maculata
@maculata@aussie.zone
- Comment on Target Pride merchandise only available at select stores after rightwing backlash 4 days ago:
The rightwing are such fragile, little-brained, stubborn dipshits.
Unfortunately it’s literally the way their brains are formed.
I can’t help but wonder if there is a genetic component we could weed out.
- Comment on Melbourne man 'dumbfounded' after finding out he lost Australian citizenship 33 years ago 5 days ago:
Why doesn’t he look for it in the Lost-n-Found?
- Comment on Nicaragua cancels Chinese plan to complete controversial canal 6 days ago:
Apparently Nicaragua is part of “historical contiguous Chinese borders” and might be soon the beneficiary of a “Reunification Happy Joy Landing Family” who might be carrying the odd weapon to ensure that “Disruptive Foreign Capitalist Agitating Forces” do not spoil the joyful reunification with China.
- Comment on Chemicals in vapes could be highly toxic when heated, research finds 6 days ago:
Vapers and for that matter all tobacco users in this day and age are typically really poorly thought-out scum.
- Comment on England set to miss post-Brexit targets to clean up rivers by 2027 6 days ago:
Yay! Well done the Tories! /s
- Comment on There's a baby drought in Australia. Maybe we should fund IVF? 6 days ago:
Awesome. Can’t wait.
- Comment on Hungary and Serbia’s autocratic leaders to roll out red carpet for China’s Xi during Europe tour 1 week ago:
China can go suck a woodchipper.
- Comment on School refusal and the Australian families gripped by blame, shame, and the fear of a lost education 1 week ago:
I know. I was being facetious.
- Comment on Israelis rally to demand ceasefire and Netanyahu's resignation 1 week ago:
What? You mean electing his granddaughter?
- Comment on Archaeologists identify the birthplace of the mysterious Yamnaya 1 week ago:
Cool thanks.
- Comment on Israelis rally to demand ceasefire and Netanyahu's resignation 1 week ago:
Netenyahu deserves more than forced resignation.
- Comment on Archaeologists identify the birthplace of the mysterious Yamnaya 1 week ago:
Never heard of them.
- Comment on School refusal and the Australian families gripped by blame, shame, and the fear of a lost education 1 week ago:
Slap the kids round the chops and get them into school.
This is bullshit.
- Comment on Sex work decriminalised in Queensland after decades of campaigning 1 week ago:
Anyone paying for sex is a fucking creep. Just have a wank.
- Comment on palaeoartists are dreamers 1 week ago:
Even primitive men needed a hobby.
- Comment on animals you need to know 1 week ago:
What about bandicoots?
- Comment on the struggle 1 week ago:
What? ‘Bill’? Yeah that’s really insensitive to ducks.
- Comment on It definitely *was* a good idea though 2 weeks ago:
What if you got Celtic Frost, or David Frost into your lungs?
Or how about Frosted Cornflakes? (Fun fakt: Tony the Tiger’s real name is Anthony Tigris, but his close friends call him ‘Panties’ for binomial reasons as well as his penchant for white lacies)
- Comment on Don’t upvote this 2 weeks ago:
ITS A MIRACLE!!! I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER MEMED.
- Comment on checkmate, big geology!! 2 weeks ago:
This is a sad and unfunny attempt to distract the damage done to good people on both sides of a volcano.
The real solution is to present the map of potential impact, and then draw on it with a Sharpie to change the outcome.
- Comment on Sad 2 weeks ago:
Assuming the pineapples are a sphere rolling down a frictionless slope…
- Comment on arthropods 2 weeks ago:
That looks much more like a Velvet Worm.
- Comment on arthropods 2 weeks ago:
Wot?
John
Paul
George
Ringo
That’s FOUR. Only four.
- Comment on Crooked House owners win right to postpone inquiry to 2025 2 weeks ago:
Hmmmmm… Maybe arranging for the court to mysteriously burn down also.
- Comment on There's a baby drought in Australia. Maybe we should fund IVF? 2 weeks ago:
The underground thing may yet work but if we’re fucking the atmosphere then we may not have much left to eat.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
noli mentula ista inserere.
- Comment on WHERE ARE YOUR COSHH FORMS, MR. FREEZE?? 2 weeks ago:
Oh I’ve got your back in that too. Plus: unique and jealous / envious.
- Comment on Australia's first solar garden sprouts in Grong Grong, taking the renewables boom to the community 2 weeks ago:
Thanks for the info.
- Comment on WHERE ARE YOUR COSHH FORMS, MR. FREEZE?? 2 weeks ago:
I know language changes etc etc but it’s a hill I’m prepared to die on.
- Comment on WHERE ARE YOUR COSHH FORMS, MR. FREEZE?? 2 weeks ago:
Fewer. Not ‘less’.