We referred to it as the poop shelf on our last visit.
Comment on Dutch toilets
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So your shit just piles up on the upper part till it kisses your asshole?
TheRisingApe@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Decades ago we called this the poop shelf as well.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
It gives you the opportunity to examine it. I think that is the reason for the design.
floofloof@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
And to savour the undiluted aroma.
sxan@midwest.social 1 month ago
Um… if you’re holding on to that much shit, you may want you see a doctor.
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You’ve clearly never seen an American eat. 3 triple burgers, a large fry, and a milkshake is the standard dinner while dieting.
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 month ago
People who downvoted you are weak stomached non Americans
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m sure those who down voted shame their ancestors by leaving food on their plate.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 1 month ago
Since it’s already coming out, is it a French/Australian kiss?
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
I have some experience with these. The only problem is that as the vertically standing excrement begins to collapse forwards, there is a chace for it to keep contact and drag its top portion across, from your anus towards the front. You can avoid this with a maneuver, pulling yourself up and slightly forward, right after the singular vertical log begins losing contact with the excretion area.
This is not a joke
AnomalousBit@programming.dev 1 month ago
Give this person an honorary degree in Turd Dynamics. Have you considered publishing your findings in the journal Nature?
jaemo@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Turdonomy AND Turdology, a double threat!
AnomalousBit@programming.dev 1 month ago
The Real Deuce of studies.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A.k.a. “Logology.”
doingthestuff@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I haven’t had a nice log come out in decades. Enjoy them while you can.
ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Males need 37g of fiber daily for optimum health. That’s the equivalent of 568g of raspberries or 657g of green peas.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Calcium carbonate anti-acids tend to make good logs.
Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Haven’t you thought of shitting backwards?
I prefer the kiss of poseidon over the casualities of deforestation
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 month ago
It’s trying to touch your balls isn’t it…?
bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The Great Mighty Poo’s Knight