He forgot to mention all the people just giving you drugs to get you addicted
Fuckin’ D.A.R.E.
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brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Why did the Bermuda triangle, quicksand, and maybe premature burial and stop drop & roll so capture our minds?
Replace the quarter to call home with swallowing gum or something.
root_beer@midwest.social 4 months ago
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Omg I was so disappointed later on life to find out there are no free drug people. Fucking lame, they said it would be like a costco market.
Worx@lemmynsfw.com 4 months ago
Even when I got to university and literally all but one of my friends smoked weed, I still wasn’t offered any. I don’t think my ‘friends’ liked me that much…
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Oh man. This is embarrassing, but in college I didn’t want to be in any one in-group (I also have some flavor of commitment issue), so I used to push my way into groups and cliques where I wasn’t invited. I’d wallow in the palpable social discomfort of “Who the fuck is this?” for quite some time till I got used to it. This was my main way to score “recreational flora”. I’d later turn some of them into friends maybe a couple months down the road, but thinking back on this now, I cringe into a black hole.
Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
You could also use bees, as long as you had 5 of em. “Gimme 5 bees for a quarter” you’d say.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Ok but spontaneous human combustion still got me shook though
KevonLooney@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Well it doesn’t happen. Something that’s 70% water can’t explode. Have you ever heard of an animal exploding randomly? There’s literally no way for it to happen.
Johanno@feddit.de 4 months ago
You should stay away from Sodium then I guess.
TeckFire@lemmy.world 4 months ago
bursting into flames after my 11th Ramen bowl that day
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Are you my doctor?!
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 months ago
what the fuck is a kangaroo shoe pocket
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Fudoshin@feddit.uk 4 months ago
I’m gonna look for some of these as my next trainer.
INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Bro im aussie and Ive never seen this. They are awesome.
dzervas@lemmy.world 4 months ago
woah these are amazing! never seen them before!
Wolf_359@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Kangaroos (aka “Roos”) were these awesome shoes with a little pocket in them.
I got a pair about 13 years ago, long after they’d stopped being popular, and used them to hide my drugs in high school and college. They were awesome until I started hiding really bad drugs in there. Then they were just enabling me.
INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Also what the fuck is swallowing gum.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Johanno@feddit.de 4 months ago
Ah yes of course, just like the apple seeds that grow a tree in your gut.
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Bad UX decisions is just like swallowing gum because both of them makes me shit myself
Maggoty@lemmy.world 4 months ago
To be fair stop drop and roll is still good advice. You just don’t find yourself on fire that often.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
In fact, it’s a good thing that we never have to use Stop Drop & Roll ourselves.
klemptor@startrek.website 4 months ago
The one time I did find myself on fire, I completely forgot about stop, drop, and roll. Instead I ran until I stumbled on the hillside, then shouted “am I still on fire?”
Aaand that story is why I no longer fucks with charcoal grills.
fishbone@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Caught my pants on fire from a welding spark and by the time I noticed, it was most of my leg on fire. Didn’t even think to stop drop and roll, I just took off my pants.
Couple of points of advice:
Don’t wear frayed clothing while welding.
Fire can’t be seen through certain welding masks. If you feel warm, lift the fucking mask.
gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Wait you managed to light yourself on fire with a CHARCOAL grill?
Did you put accelerant on it for some reason?
klemptor@startrek.website 4 months ago
I certainly did haha