Comment on And how's there a car in a mall? Life's important questions

brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  To be fair stop drop and roll is still good advice. You just don’t find yourself on fire that often.

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  • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In fact, it’s a good thing that we never have to use Stop Drop & Roll ourselves.

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  • klemptor@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The one time I did find myself on fire, I completely forgot about stop, drop, and roll. Instead I ran until I stumbled on the hillside, then shouted “am I still on fire?”

    Aaand that story is why I no longer fucks with charcoal grills.

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    • fishbone@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Caught my pants on fire from a welding spark and by the time I noticed, it was most of my leg on fire. Didn’t even think to stop drop and roll, I just took off my pants.

      Couple of points of advice:

      1. Don’t wear frayed clothing while welding.

      2. Fire can’t be seen through certain welding masks. If you feel warm, lift the fucking mask.

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    • gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wait you managed to light yourself on fire with a CHARCOAL grill?

      Did you put accelerant on it for some reason?

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      • klemptor@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I certainly did haha

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• root_beer@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He forgot to mention all the people just giving you drugs to get you addicted

  Fuckin’ D.A.R.E.

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  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Omg I was so disappointed later on life to find out there are no free drug people. Fucking lame, they said it would be like a costco market.

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  • Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Even when I got to university and literally all but one of my friends smoked weed, I still wasn’t offered any. I don’t think my ‘friends’ liked me that much…

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    • Tangent5280@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh man. This is embarrassing, but in college I didn’t want to be in any one in-group (I also have some flavor of commitment issue), so I used to push my way into groups and cliques where I wasn’t invited. I’d wallow in the palpable social discomfort of “Who the fuck is this?” for quite some time till I got used to it. This was my main way to score “recreational flora”. I’d later turn some of them into friends maybe a couple months down the road, but thinking back on this now, I cringe into a black hole.

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• Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You could also use bees, as long as you had 5 of em. “Gimme 5 bees for a quarter” you’d say.

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• garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ok but spontaneous human combustion still got me shook though

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  • KevonLooney@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well it doesn’t happen. Something that’s 70% water can’t explode. Have you ever heard of an animal exploding randomly? There’s literally no way for it to happen.

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    • Johanno@feddit.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You should stay away from Sodium then I guess.

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      • TeckFire@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        bursting into flames after my 11th Ramen bowl that day

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      • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Are you my doctor?!

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• rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  what the fuck is a kangaroo shoe pocket

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • Fudoshin@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m gonna look for some of these as my next trainer.

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    • INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bro im aussie and Ive never seen this. They are awesome.

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    • dzervas@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      woah these are amazing! never seen them before!

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  • Wolf_359@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Kangaroos (aka “Roos”) were these awesome shoes with a little pocket in them.

    I got a pair about 13 years ago, long after they’d stopped being popular, and used them to hide my drugs in high school and college. They were awesome until I started hiding really bad drugs in there. Then they were just enabling me.

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• INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Also what the fuck is swallowing gum.

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Rumor has it that if you swallow chewing gum, it will stay lodged in your gut for seven years

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    • Johanno@feddit.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ah yes of course, just like the apple seeds that grow a tree in your gut.

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    • Tangent5280@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bad UX decisions is just like swallowing gum because both of them makes me shit myself

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