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notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Jimbabwe@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nothing’s wrong with dildos, but it has to be pretty embarrassing to show the world that you read books

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s why I only fill my bookshelf with bad dragon toys

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    • Norgur@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just imagine the wobble that goes through this array of assorted dragon dicks when someone bumps that shelf.

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      • MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I want nothing more than to sporadically think of this throughout the day today

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    • v4ld1z@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Look at Richie Rich over here being able to afford even a single Bad Dragon

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      • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Black Friday was my gateway, a werewolf boy for cheap. Then, discontinued toys back for a ‘until they’re gone’ surprise sale, and you know I was getting myself a Liger or two. Then when I needed a bag a few years ago, oh look they have that too, oh and condoms and stickers… They have holiday cock lights, too now!

        Once you are a connoisseur, you never leave.

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• bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wouldn’t exactly put dildos and professionalism in the same category

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  • AnonWyo@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Depends on the profession, I suppose.

    Do dildo testers have a union?

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    • Norgur@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      what about dildo producers?
      Dildo designers?
      Dildo community managers?

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      • far_university1990@feddit.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        bad dragon has merch

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      • swab148@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I need a FOSS dildo manager

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      • rwhitisissle@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Don’t forget the programmers! (teledildonics)

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    • MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not sure, we’re mostly self employed and really work out at the end of the day

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      • dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I hear it has its ups and downs

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    • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Be the change you want to see in the world

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    • monsterpiece42@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, they are in the business of getting fucked so a union would be a bad fit for them.

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    • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I wanna test condoms

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  • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s professional porn actor and prostitute probably.

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    • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well, shit. Touche.

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