Comment on I've probably seen more naked ladies than my entire bloodline combined

HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Turns out that there’s a curse on humanity that if you see more than 800 boobs in your life, your chromosomes self-destruct. But we’ve never had data to figure out all out.

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  • HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. “So do I,” said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. it could be a lot worse than death by titties

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  • arin@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Down syndrome people would love this trick

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    • 6stringringer@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And the chromosome challenged absolutely hate it.

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  • Eq0@literature.cafe ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Poor gynecologists…

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nope, only applies to boobs. A curse wouldn’t seek to deny innocent people medical treatment.

      Poor mamogram techs, though. Between the radiation and the boobiation… rip.

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  • Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    800 boobs, even if only counting naked and from a real person (no AI, no drawings) is a low low number, and even skipping porn most pimps will have seen that number in their lives.

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    • errer@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I saw 800 boobs just last night. 800 is rookie numbers.

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  • Im_old@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I can confirm that I’ve defied the curse then! 😅

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Are you saying parents can’t have porn addictions?

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  • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think they just meant that having a kid opens it up so you might not stay #1.

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    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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      Genuinely couldn’t figure out what HuntressHimbo meant 😅

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  • HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No I more meant that OP could keep their lead perpetually by not having kids who could top them.

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  • arin@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The internet isn’t for porn?? Oh no

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• TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Adding this to the list of benefits to being snipped.

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