Comment on my bf says sleeping with your balls out is the male equivalent

vladmech@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• Croquette@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I get grumpy when I don’t sleep at home and I need to sleep with boxer briefs. It fucking sucks. Let me be an animal for the time I sleep at the very least please.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If they don’t want to see your little croquette, they shouldn’t be watching you sleep.

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    • Croquette@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah but it’s an awkward talk in the morning.

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• fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Every time I’ve tried sleeping in the nude in the past 15 years, I had explosive diarrhea across the bed. Fortunately, I’ve never shat on my wife, but she’s told me that if I ever try to sleep naked with her, that she’s moving to the couch.

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  • vladmech@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    . . . How many times are we talking here? Like a weird two nickels, or enough that it’s a really creepy coincidence?

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    • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Only twice. Separated by nearly a decade. I was gun-shy after the first incident, and decided it wasn’t worth the effort after the second.

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Every time I’ve tried sleeping in the nude in the past 15 years, I had explosive diarrhea across the bed.

    would prefer nude but I fart way too much to roll these dice.

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  • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Perhaps we could consider investigating the train of circumstances that have led you to sleep naked in the past, as I feel it may shed some light into the volatile rectum situations.

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    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I feel it may shed some light into the volatile rectum situations.

      a) do you really want to know more about this guy’s rectum? 0.o

      b) jfc you’ve never tried street tacos? roll the dice and live a little

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• HeyJoe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Do you not have a winter? Where i am it was extremely cold for the past month and the house barely got over 60 degrees F or 15.5 C. Even with covers its also nice to sleep in a comfortable outfit to stay warm.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A sheet, a light blanket, a knitted afghan, and a heavy blanket, and that will hold in all the heat you need. The pockets in the knitted afghan trap your body heat really well, and the blankets hold it there. Works amazingly well.

    It works so well, that sometimes I have to stick a foot out from under the covers to radiate excess body heat.

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    • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Can I also get one knitted Afghanistan man to keep me warm at night?

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    • PacMan@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I sleep with an afghan on top but I’m willing to try this other method

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      • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The coverings on each side of the Afghan trap the warm air in the afghan’s little pockets.

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    • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why are feet the human radiator?

      One would expect that an extremity that is so far away from the core areas, with its limited blood flow and lack of any particularly relevant component, would be supremely inefficient at radiating heat.

      That is until you wake up feeling like an ice cube and grumpy enough to shoot the first thing that looks at you funny because one foot was uncovered.

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      • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        My circulation is terrible. I’ll have cold feet and hands while my core is too hot. Sometimes I will move the blanket so it’s over my feet and arms but my body is just under sheets. I need a blanket that is like a reverse vest.

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      • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It works, try it. When it’s too hot under the covers, but too cold to uncover, just stick a foot out from under the covers, and you’ll be a lot more comfortable.

        It really works! I just wrote about it in a thread asking for life lessons, and I offered this, and it sparked a huge discussion, with a lot of up votes.

        For the record, those against the idea weren’t so much worried about a cold foot, they were far more concerned about monsters, and the occasional cat.

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  • vladmech@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fuzzy sheets, a couple thick blankets, and a huge dog means it’s never too cold while sleeping. But also we’re in California so we have pretty mild winters overall too

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