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SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

Eh glass jars can still fuck someone up pretty good.

I’d go with a water balloon but that’s harder to fill with piss and more likely to break in hand.

Gotta be a happy medium like an easily breakable plastic bottle.

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clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Those of us who have been on the internet too long have seen a glass jar fuck someone up pretty good.

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IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Water gun. Then you can aim it directly at their face and get their entire mask soaked in it. Bonus points for dehydrated, stinky piss.

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- Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  Did not forget your asparagus and stinky bean.
  
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FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
But what if your victim is allergic to latex?

We should just piss on people.

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surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

that’s harder to fill with piss and

No way, it’s very easy. You just put the balloon on like a condom and unleash the beast

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- curbstickle@anarchist.nexus ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  Requires sufficient pressure. It is easier with warm liquid though.
  
  Leaving it out in the cold overnight can freeze the balloon, but take care to check how thin the walls of the frozen balloon are. The goal, IMO, would be to freeze it enough to use a launcher, but not enough to be frozen solid.
  
  This provides a secondary benefit of unexpected shards of piss distributed at impact.
  
  Please note that current testing has been with standard balloons, in -5F to 15F, in the shade, with only water. Methods may be improved with water balloons - a bit smaller, with thinner latex to ensure it breaks, but more flexible, and designed to handle being filled with liquid.
  
  Field testing is highly recommended.
  
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deranger@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
I just piss directly on the cops, you don’t have to carry around any incriminating evidence and you can easily adjust the piss level to fit the situation. No “one piss fits all” solution means you can piss on way more cops per gallon of water.

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Get_Off_My_WLAN@fedia.io ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Maybe something like the plastic balls that are filled with bright orange dye that they have in convenience stores in Japan to throw at escaping shoplifters.

But with piss, of course.

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