This is art, but for the lack of mention of the piss spot on the far right. My guess is that he gave up on all decorum or hope for the future and started pissing almost over the side of the balcony. Then as he leaned over to see his last attempt to create something meaningful splash on the pavement below he looked a bit too far. It was not a planned act of finality, yet in that moment of weightlessness his last, fleeting thought was, “Probably for the best…”
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Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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laranis@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Yes but neither of you mentioned the piss spot on the balcony above. This is not our nameless hero’s piss but the piss of his upstairs neighbor. He came out to his balcony and noticed a miraculous stream, sticking his head out too far to determine the source. His final thought was “What a beautiful day for rain”
laranis@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Fair. I missed the anteceding piss headwater. It pains me to think our antihero died perhaps with a full bladder.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
New copy-pasta arrives.
modus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You ok, bro?
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Lol, none of us are.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 month ago
I heard that in Kim Katsuragi’s voice
Naz@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
“You seem to be following me”
Fmstrat@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Also a Star Wars fan. The bottles on the right are the Millinium Falcon.
raoul@lemmy.sdf.org 5 weeks ago
Username doesn’t match…
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Let’s rename him Bard_with_Superior_Deductive_Reasoning_Skills
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Superiocre_bard
Rekonok@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I knew this guy :/
Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That made me think of Jethro Tull - Aqualung
DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
if only someone stopped him from falling over…
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Jesus Christ