Comment on People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their butts

30p87@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• treadful@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The genitals are one of the cleanest things on your body, by far…

  I don’t know if I’d go that far. It’s not very open to the air (bacterial and fungal dream) and the anus is like right there. After a long sweaty day, shit migrates.

  But I don’t get the fear when using a towel immediately after a shower.

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  • Greddan@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wool underwear my friend. No more bad smells, comfort for the whole day, leave em to hang and they’re good as new the next day.

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    • treadful@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      […] leave em to hang and they’re good as new the next day.

      No, sir!

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• Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You are so wrong about my ass eating priorities

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  • AmidFuror@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Username checks out thoroughly.

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    • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      🫡

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Your hands, hands, mouth, face, feet and legs touch so much stuff constantly.

  You think my hands touch more than my dick? Pssshhhh!!! Yeah, ok. Shows what YOU know! Here, hold this…it’s my dick.

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• QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  once you fart the bacteria released largely spreads within that undergarment. Your genital areas are much less clean than you think.

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• Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m gonna guess you don’t live in a hot country.

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• tyler@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Asshole is not clean dude. You fart, if you’re smelling it that is literally poop particles you’re smelling. Your butthole is not clean. Everything else sure.

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  • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes and no.

    What you are actually smelling are mercaptans, specifically methyl mercaptan (aka methanethiol), hydrogen sulfide, and a few other organic compounds.

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    • tyler@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They are particles that came out of your ass. It’s not like you just magically smell fart when someone rips without something traveling from their butthole to your nose.

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      • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Organic molecules aren’t dangerous or infectious in any way. They might have smells but they are chemically identical to other sources of the same particles.

        If particles bother you, you are gonna have a hard time.

        You’re getting downvoted because you’re trying to make a somewhat scientific argument about a thing that is completely a subjective feeling of disgust. It’s totally valid and honest to say you have that feeling, we all have irrational feelings about things. But many of our problems in the world come from people trying to write stories to explain their irrational feelings rather than shrugging and saying “It’s just how I feel, I know it doesn’t make sense.”

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  • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think if the average person had fecal-vision they would either have a nervous breakdown at the amount of personal body fluids and materials that coat everything we see and touch, or they would have to get over squeamishness immediately in order to keep functioning.

    I promise your phone, right now, has bacteria that are produced in the bowels of a person. It’s also on every surface of your bathroom, on your keyboard, shoes and hands and probably everything else.

    Your body is constantly seeking equilibrium with your microbiome. You wouldn’t want to get rid of that bacteria or you would die.

    If you have good hygiene and don’t let shit dry in your ass cheeks, those areas are actually more likely to be in equilibrium than other parts of your body, because they don’t get sterilized or handle sources of foreign bacteria. Meaning there isn’t a harmful imbalance of one kind of bacteria versus another.

    It’s very easy to test. You take a swab of your ass, your hands and your mouth and let it grow. Can you guess what petri dish is more likely to look like the opening credits to The Last of Us?

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    • tyler@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No clue what the last of us looks like but you’re literally making my point for me. No part of your body is clean, arguing a fucking butthole is clean is absolutely insane and is in no way scientifically accurate. Yes, there is bacteria everywhere. There are poop particles everywhere. Ergo, there is poop everywhere. How the hell is poop getting everywhere if your fucking BUTTHOLE IS CLEAN???

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      • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        How the hell is poop getting everywhere if your fucking BUTTHOLE IS CLEAN???

        You’re really not going to like to learn what happens when you flush your toilet. Or have pets. Or open your door. Or walk inside with shoes or clothes you’ve worn in a bathroom or near other people.

        You’re really not going to like learning what’s in your salad.

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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Let me know when my phone starts generating shit, so I can promptly light it on fire. Until then, I’ll be over here making out with it. Come here baby, give me some of that nasty 5G wavelengths. Oh yeah, that always gets me going~ a little tongue in the USB port and 💦

  Signed, a gay dude who is basically oral-only because of experiences.

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  • yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You might want to avoid !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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  • DarkMetatron@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Was it near X or Facebook/Instagram lately? There is lots of shit on there 🤣

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