Comment on I love fucking pasta

• Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dammit. I ate some Bush’s beans with dinner tonight. Apparently I’m doing it all wrong.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think it’s very admirable that you took them out for dinner before giving them the ol’ what for.

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Up vote for making me LOL at “the ol’ what for.” Like something you’d hear on the Andy Griffith Show, if sex was legal in Mayberry.

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I tell you what, Barn, she was making me feel warmer than one of Aunt Bee’s pies down at the church bake sale…

        That really needs to be a porn genre ASAP.

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• Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bean footage isn’t so beautiful now, is it?

  tosses beans a towel

  Clean yourself up. You’re a mess.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “You fucking disgust me.”

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• GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So you like some fur?

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mom walked in without knocking and caught me rolling that beautiful bean footage.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Play your cards right and you won’t need those beans tonight. ;)

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    • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not now mom, I still have to try the pinto beans!

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      • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Once you go black bean you’ll never go black eyed pea.

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