Comment on I love fucking pasta

sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’ll be disappointed if Bush’s isn’t the most fuckable brand of bean.

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Mom walked in without knocking and caught me rolling that beautiful bean footage.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Play your cards right and you won’t need those beans tonight. ;)

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      • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Not now mom, I still have to try the pinto beans!

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  • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Dammit. I ate some Bush’s beans with dinner tonight. Apparently I’m doing it all wrong.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I think it’s very admirable that you took them out for dinner before giving them the ol’ what for.

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      • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Up vote for making me LOL at “the ol’ what for.” Like something you’d hear on the Andy Griffith Show, if sex was legal in Mayberry.

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  • Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Bean footage isn’t so beautiful now, is it?

    tosses beans a towel

    Clean yourself up. You’re a mess.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “You fucking disgust me.”

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  • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    So you like some fur?

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Not safe for Lemmy.

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  No need to.

  So it’s all about food, huh? Not my thing, but I understand. We’ve all dipped our… toes… into the whipped cream/ chocolate syrup/ honey world.

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