Comment on Who is the enemy?

Corn@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• figjam@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  and anything vaugly shaped like a butt plug but is not a butt plug.

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  • Apocalypteroid@lemmy.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not with that attitude

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  • NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Also, actual butt plugs. Yes, they can and they will slip inside to the point you can’t get them out.

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    • A_Wild_Alt_Appears@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ALWAYS USE A FLAIRED BASE. Ideally a very wide flaired base.

      very important lol

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      • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You ever realize that a guy is the flaired base to his penis?

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      • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Flair: the 32 pins and badges at TGIFriendly’s

        Flare: a widening at the base

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Reminded me of this post: lemmy.world/post/34770628

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• JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why do they hate the decorative throw rugs?

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  • TomMasz@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Slip and fall danger.

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    • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I know 2 people that both had an accident this way. One tore of a tendon around the knee, the other fractured their hand from trying to cushion their fall. And I don’t know that many people.

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      • TomMasz@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah, people don't realize you can add non-slip materials to the bottom to minimize the risk.

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    • bunkyprewster@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fell on a throw rug yesterday

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      • riskable@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The rug threw you. That’s why they’re called that!

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    • binarytobis@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Some real TIL gems in this thread.

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Get receive rugs instead, got it

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  • fox@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Extremely common trip and fall hazard, frequently in the homes of old people with bad balance and fragile bones

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    • Chapo_is_Red@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I hate them too. Some people insist they actually increase safety

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• BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Agree on the rugs but motorcycles are more of a “I hate people” thing. I’m an EMT that dailies a bike and tons of my coworkers ride too

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• SoyViking@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nephrologists love donor cycles though

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• UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Do the floor rugs trip people?

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  and those huge mirrors thar you just leaning against the wall

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• JustRalph@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And post-shit stand ups.

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  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Potty humour?

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    • JustRalph@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Aneurisms

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