Pooping takes like a minute, browsing my emails and brainrot takes 29 minutes minimum
Depending on the day I’m in and out in like 4 minutes or so. What are you eating that takes an entire sitcom without commercials to come out???
Witchfire@lemmy.world 1 week ago
toynbee@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Sometimes, during longer sessions, I involuntarily think of that one old reddit story about a guy who put some hair removal chemical on his testicles then started watching some show while he waited for the chemical to work. Subsequently he got absorbed in the show long enough for the chemical to do its thing and far too much more. (In case you’re not familiar with the anecdote, he had to go to the ER but the member in question was apparently still functional if visually altered after a recovery period.)
I’ve never used that kind of ointment on my groin or anywhere else. However, sometimes when I start to get absorbed in some media whilst pantsless, my general anxiety makes me double check that I didn’t apply something for the first time ever, then forget about it.
whostosay@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Don’t forget 10 minutes of making sure no more doodies
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Four minutes or so 3 times a day would be 12 minutes. Some people go once a day others many. Saying your in and out in 4 minutes shows nothing.
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 1 week ago
3 times a day?
jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
21 times a week!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Bricks mostly.
Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I mean, not every time, but I’m also not speedrunning it. Thats my time to relax, meditate, contemplate the universe. And let my flower bloom slowly and surely.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Hate the mental image.
johsny@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Yeah, that hurt me.