Comment on 10000 hours to become an expert, avg person poops for ~12 minutes a day. It would take 137 years to master.

Protoknuckles@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Depending on the day I’m in and out in like 4 minutes or so. What are you eating that takes an entire sitcom without commercials to come out???

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  • Protoknuckles@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean, not every time, but I’m also not speedrunning it. Thats my time to relax, meditate, contemplate the universe. And let my flower bloom slowly and surely.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And let my flower bloom slowly and surely.

      Hate the mental image.

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      • johsny@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah, that hurt me.

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  • Witchfire@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pooping takes like a minute, browsing my emails and brainrot takes 29 minutes minimum

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sometimes, during longer sessions, I involuntarily think of that one old reddit story about a guy who put some hair removal chemical on his testicles then started watching some show while he waited for the chemical to work. Subsequently he got absorbed in the show long enough for the chemical to do its thing and far too much more. (In case you’re not familiar with the anecdote, he had to go to the ER but the member in question was apparently still functional if visually altered after a recovery period.)

      I’ve never used that kind of ointment on my groin or anywhere else. However, sometimes when I start to get absorbed in some media whilst pantsless, my general anxiety makes me double check that I didn’t apply something for the first time ever, then forget about it.

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    • whostosay@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Don’t forget 10 minutes of making sure no more doodies

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  • macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Four minutes or so 3 times a day would be 12 minutes. Some people go once a day others many. Saying your in and out in 4 minutes shows nothing.

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    • RattlerSix@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      3 times a day?

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      • jerkface@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        21 times a week!

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bricks mostly.

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• Archangel1313@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Maybe they aren’t including the time spent scrolling. It’s just the sphincter flexing moments that count.

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  • AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Uhhhhhhh how big are your poops? 12 minutes of shincter flexing A DAY?

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    • CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Based on your username, I can declare you an expert on the subject matter.

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      • sxan@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Oh. They’re not Adam. They’re Adam’s wingman.

        Adam is too busy getting ass to waste time posting.

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• Chainweasel@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  12 minutes at a time, 3 times a day.
  Unless I’m at work.
  40 minutes per day 4 times between 5:00a-1:30p

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    3 times a day? You should get checked for fructose intolerance.

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    • feannag@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Generally, anything from 3 times a day to once every 3 days is considered the range of normal.

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      • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Could be. Seems every medical institution has different numbers, NHS says 3 times a day to 3 times a week.

        My buddy was going pretty often, little wet, little dry, all over the place, a little gassy. 3-4 times a day for years. Found out he was fructose intolerant. One exclusion diet later and he’s in the one a day club.

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  • Takapapatapaka@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is a very appropriate thread to wish you a happy cake day!

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  • Bahnd@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    [Sing in the voice of Elmo] My boss makes a dollar I make a dime That is why I poop on company time.

    UK version: My supervisor makes a pound. I make a pence That is why I shit at the companies expense.

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hey I read it on they internet, it must be true.

  The first search said 6m so I dug more.

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