I keep some toilet paper too.
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Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Not pictured: the wet spot on the back of their pants.
Seriously, how do bidet enjoyers dry their asses?
SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Sit for a minute or two to air dry and then use a towel or few pieces of toilet paper to touch up any wet spot. Still much less toilet paper than if you didn’t use a Bidet.
Also some Bidets have actual blowers lol.
Speculater@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I have toilet paper for most of it and a fan to dry the rest of the way on mine.
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 day ago
My wife blots with a bit of TP and tosses it in the trash can. Guessing plumbing is more sensitive where she’s from.
Turret3857@infosec.pub 1 day ago
theres this thing called a towel. not sure if you’ve ever heard of it. theres also still toilet paper. you have two options at least, maybe even more.
kurikai@lemmy.world 1 day ago
My one has a heated fan to dry down there
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 23 hours ago
I’ll never understand where the term “blowing hot air up my ass” as if it was a pleasurable thing came from. I find it to be foul, but turning my bidet blower down to the coolest breeze is refreshing AF.
null@slrpnk.net 8 hours ago
Well that’s because the fair is “blowing smoke up my ass” not “blowing hot air up my ass”. You’re probably mixing it up with someone being “full of hot air”.
It comes from an actual medical procedure way back in the day where doctors would, well, blow smoke up your ass.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 15 hours ago
My dad would use the term ‘blowing purple smoke up my ass’ to mean someone was lying to him or trying to scam him. Never understood that.
Flash edit: Damn, it was the acupuncture of its day.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yes but now the towel has poo water on it
get_the_reference_@midwest.social 7 hours ago
There’s no checkmate here. It’s already all figured out by the millions of bidet users over the last hundred years. My wife uses toilet paper, I prefer a small basket of washrags to blot the water away. The rag gets slightly damp and there is no visible poo (having been washed away already), but I’m not going to use it on my face after so if there are micro-particles I don’t care.
I’m a convert as of 7ish years ago. First one bathroom, then all bathrooms and the whole family vastly prefers over TP and even our previous favorite, baby wipes. Plus no waste, it’s really wins all around. Especially on the butthole.