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YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• MBM@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  … nobody came forward to say that the image is in fact photoshopped? It’s part of the joke. It’s from a facebook group that does these things.

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• Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Probably flu shot, maybe Covid booster?

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s a joke about truckers that fuel and then fuck around while the guy behind them is fuming with impatience. LOL, I’ve been that guy.

  “OH FFS MOVE!”

  Besides, truckers are on more of a schedule than the rest of us tooling around.

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  • YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thank you! This makes the most sense. I was wondering what was wrong with “please pull forward when done fueling” without threatening violence. A common annoyance plus and inside joke makes a lot more sense.

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  • neatobuilds@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    even if your arent a trucker its so annoying when someone fills thier gas then walks off into the store to buy a snack, like just go park in front of the store. one time the gas station clerk came to tell one guy to move his car because he was just there working on it with the hood open after he got gas, the dude got so mad he jumped in his car and sped off, which was great for us that were waiting for an open spot

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    • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Do you pull away before paying normally? Would the clerk still know which bill is yours then?

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      • neatobuilds@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        They don’t let you pump before you pay here and usually the pump has a card reader on it so I never go inside unless I need to use the restroom or something

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• False@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Sorry, my cock is too big for that”

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• deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Station owner sounds like a fake tough guy who cries about DEI.

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  • MBM@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Definitely a fake tough guy, but not in the way you meant. The whole image is fake.

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  • fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Maybe, but not based on the sign. That’s a standard trucker joke about waiting for pumps.

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  • kerrigan778@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ITS. A. JOKE.

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    • zalgotext@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s an attempt at a joke, jokes are supposed to be funny

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    • deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Of course it’s a joke.

      The jokes you tell are a window into your personality and this one looks rotten.

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      • kerrigan778@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The ability to make a silly dumb joke about a minor occupational annoyance is a window into being able to laugh at yourself. Your inability to look at someone making a silly joke without making political condemnations about their character says more about you than about them.

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sure he’s like that on the surface, but I bet his station is willing to accept suggestively shaped loads, if you know what I mean.

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  • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So a standard Trump supporter?

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m just imagining some trucker who didn’t see the sign walking into the store to buy some snacks

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It isn’t the owner going to be doing the shooting. It’s the guy stuck waiting behind an empty truck. That’s the joke.

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      • King3d@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Image

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        If you say so.

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• ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Guessing Texas

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