Comment on I hate this image because idiots will see it, not understand what its showing, and make up some crazy shit based on it.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If you’re not having a stroke right now, I must be.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fi yuo thnik yu’oer hvanig a steoerk, plaees clal 191 imemdaityl.

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    • RattlerSix@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Oh my God, now he’s speaking Scottish!

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      • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        First good laugh ive had in a bit. LOL

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      • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        That should be a line in one of those comedy horror movies. “Oh God! He’s speaking Scottish! Run!”

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    • RegalPotoo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Oh one one eight nine nine nine…

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      • lars@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Gotta do it Scottish

        Naught one one fo fo 9/11

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  • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If you can’t tell which person in your group is having a stroke right now, it’s probably you.

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    • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Being in a group is a terrible time to have a stroke.

      jk jk unless…?

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    • ryannathans@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You can give me a stroke

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• Freefall@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The tooth is out there…

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• Damage@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  New Deus Ex plot sounds dumb

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• WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What’s everybody got against the Jewish Space Lasers? Rabbi Rabinowitz has been in charge of those lasers since 1998, and he’s been doing a damn fine job keeping the Martians and asteroids at bay! You know he’s only come down from Skylab II twice since he took the director’s position up there? You know what that much zero gravity does to a man? He’s been up there so long, he can’t come back anymore. He’s gonna die up there manning those lasers. That’s what Rabbi Rabinowitz has sacrificed for his country and planet! And the gall of some people, ranting about the Jewish space lasers. Are there Jewish space lasers? Yes! And they’ve been keeping your dumb ass safe from Martians and meteors for decades!

  [In my head, I read this in Bernie Sander’s voice.]

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  • redbr64@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I mean, it’s quite clear that there are Jewish space lasers, I saw them in this documentary many years ago

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  • Septimaeus@infosec.pub ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Lol rabinowicz is Slavic for son of the rabbi so “rabbi rabinowitz” sounds like a character from a Bourekas comedy

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    • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, I’ve used the name before in a similar tale. It just really tickles me to think that there in fact ARE Jewish space lasers, and there’s a brave group of rabbis up on a space station keeping the planet safe from extraterrestrial threats. And “Rabbi Rabinowitz” is one of the most ridiculously over-the-top Jewish names I can think of. And instead of nefarious conspiracies, it’s very fun to just be like, “what do you have against the Jewish space lasers?! How dare you insult the good work of the great Rabbi Rabinowitz! You ungrateful bastard. He’s given his life to save you!!”

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      • Septimaeus@infosec.pub ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Maybe getting clowned on will snap them out of it. Regardless, love the bit. Long live rabbi rabinowitz!

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• mostNONheinous@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Uh, it’s hurricane-powered gay Jewish frog-lasers. Hurricanes CAN’T be gay alright.

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  • BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hurricanes happen because of the gays. Get your shit together, people.

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• veroxii@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Nailed it in one, bro!

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