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AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• Default_Defect@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’ve been pissed on?!

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• Tetsuo@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Don’t lie to people it’s impossible to sugarcoat it, especially midair.

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• Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My thing is why is it never dark yellow like pee is sometimes? When I make my girl squirt is she always well hydrated?

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  • dion_starfire@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Researchers have done sonograms of women before and after arousal, with them having used the restroom immediately at the start of the process to control for initial urine levels. The bladder of a squirter fills rapidly with liquid prior to squirting, significantly faster than it does in similar non-arousal conditions. When you pee, you never void all of the urine in the bladder, so there is definitely pee in squirt, but the urea content was significantly lower than in the pre-arousal urine. IIRC, the researchers determined that the added liquid is mostly just water.

    So, squirt is pee, but if she’s gone to the bathroom recently, it’s very diluted pee.

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    • steal_your_face@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Damn we got a squirt scholar over here

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      • Juvyn00b@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        A squolar, if you will

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  • Duranie@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s not supposed to be dark yellow, so I’m guessing better hydrated.

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There is a porn squirt and then there is a vaginal discharge when some of the “natural lubrication” shoots out due to muscle contractions when your lady orgasms.

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• Nelots@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  [deleted]

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  • FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is blatently false. It’s like 98% pee.

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    • Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And 2% magic

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      • takeda@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Just heard that via Rick Sanchez voice.

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      • whostosay@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I still believe.

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• naught@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  A lil piss never hurt nobody nohow

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  • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I never said its a bad thing. Hear me out. I just think people think piss is taboo so they invented “piss but not taboo”.

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  • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Calm down Bear Grylls

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