I did the math to prove that Shaq is a woman.Submitted 1 day ago by POTOOOOOOOO@reddthat.com to [deleted]
Shaq owned 155 Five Guys, (that’s 775 guys!)
That was 10% of the franchise. Which makes Shaq also 1/2 of a guy.
Five Guys x 10% = .5 Guys
This logically means that Shaq is half man, Half woman.
He later sold all of those guys.
Since he sold his franchise he is no longer 50% of a guy though. Which means he is the first Man to become a woman through corporate actions alone.
I am good at math.
a woman is not a “not man” ☝️🤓
Wo…man?
Mmmmm except Shaq is huge so he’s already basically 2 guys. So with his shares, instead of 0.5 guys it just cancels out to 1.
QED Shaq == Shaq, no?
Great point
He’s no longer a guy. Math checks out.
If you think he’s huge but he had a 10% stake I am afraid of the kther 4.5 guys. If each Shaq is 2 guys but he’s really 1/2 of a Five Guy. Therefore the average Five Guy is 4 people.
Shaq’s parents are a man and a woman so logically he’d be half man and half woman
Hmm. But I did all this math.
Technically he was a woman before owning any Five Guys shares. Just like almost everyone else on the planet.
Life is a cycle.
2+2=banana, genius.
Yes. I’m training to be an accountant. I math good.
But how’d Aaron Carter get a jersey with the name O’Neal?
I don’t know who that is. But I’m sure they are smaller than Shaq and the Jersey will not fit. The only Jersey that fits Shaq is New Jersey.
How was his guy-ness distributed? Are there now lots of 99% women out there?
If you had 99% water and 1% milk does that make their polymerization milk?
Yes?
enki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Your math on the half man part is irrefutable. But saying that the other half must be woman is a bold claim. For example, what if he’s half man, half horse?
POTOOOOOOOO@reddthat.com 1 day ago
I see your logic. He could be a centaur. After all there is no rule a Cantaur can’t play basketball.
I’ve seen Air Bud.
enki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v_R180kIGs&t=217