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It's a rule

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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ilovecinnamon@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    > Be me
    > At work
    > Test appears to be finished based on logs
    > Engineer asks to restart test at step 156
    > Asking coworker about monitoring equipment that is not working
    > “Why are you restarting the test? Did the engineer ask?”
    > “No, i just thought it would be fun.”

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “It’s a propreitery measuring standard”

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    • Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I laughed at the absurdity of this comment.

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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨49⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Story points.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    pulling into service station with a flat tire

    “Got a flat?”

    “No, man, it’s the damndest thing. Was driving down the road fine when suddenly, the other three just swelled up on me!”

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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    months. hang on Mom is trying to make me eat peas.

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    • fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      milleniums, hold on trying to spawn a new galaxy in

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Some religions use unusual measurements for age, but I can’t imagine asking this question.

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    • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      this fascinates me please provide search terms for me to do additional research.

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      • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨28⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        The one I was thinking of was actually just Bhutan. I was told it was religious, but it’s just how they do. Very unique

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  • ckmnstr@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Putting diapers on now, DTF?”

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nice. Im 18 trucks old.

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  • Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is it metric years or imperial years?

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  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s too early. Should be delaying that a bit so the cord blood drains first.

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  • sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The iPad kids have (d)evolved once again

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