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- Comment on Farmers Hiding Bird Flu Cases in Cattle from the FedGov 11 hours ago:
This is going to turn out great!
- Comment on Tomb Raider TV Series Written By Fleabag's Phoebe Waller-Bridge Ordered By Amazon Prime Video 2 days ago:
I feel we will finally get to know Lara in ways that all our teenage selves wanted to know her. (And we will probably be just as scared by what we find out as we would have been then.)
- Comment on Tomb Raider TV Series Written By Fleabag's Phoebe Waller-Bridge Ordered By Amazon Prime Video 2 days ago:
WHAT.
- Comment on Why is head hair different from other hairy parts? 4 days ago:
I for one am happy I don’t grow a long, smooth mane between my legs. Still not happy with pubic hair, though.
If I had to guess it would be thicker and curlier because it supposedly has to do this job of spreading pheromones and not get too much in the way of action. Also, you get more friction from moving your body in those places, so hair too thin might not cut it, and break off. Or something.
I really want to get laser hair removal, btw. Evolution has been leading up to lasers, everyone knows that.
- Comment on Why is head hair different from other hairy parts? 4 days ago:
Like sand
- Comment on I diagnose you with dystopia 2 weeks ago:
Trauma Team Platinum
- Comment on Goatse, like Michelangelo's David, should be an exception to normal rules of censorship, due to its status as part of our shared cultural heritage. 3 weeks ago:
IT’S A TRAP
- Comment on Goatse, like Michelangelo's David, should be an exception to normal rules of censorship, due to its status as part of our shared cultural heritage. 3 weeks ago:
Like many parts of history we wish it hadn’t happened, but here we are. Those who forget their history are doomed to repeat it.
- Comment on salmon 3 weeks ago:
His lovely fishy lumps
- Comment on You can now buy a flame-throwing robot dog for under $10,000 3 weeks ago:
As you should be able to.
- Comment on To play Elden Ring: Shadow Of The Erdtree, you must defeat some of Elden Ring’s toughest bosses 4 weeks ago:
As it should be. I demand a convoluted, obscure quest line to really start the DLC as well. Maybe one that’s random for every player, so you can’t share help for it online.
- Comment on Am I going fucking crazy? (Regarding explicit songs being censored on various music streaming services.) 4 weeks ago:
Good spotting! Maybe Spotify execs have beef with people selling fake crack?
- Comment on Am I going fucking crazy? (Regarding explicit songs being censored on various music streaming services.) 4 weeks ago:
…jeez, the irony
- Comment on Am I going fucking crazy? (Regarding explicit songs being censored on various music streaming services.) 4 weeks ago:
Not just you. It fucking sucks. Patti Smiths Song “Rock n Roll removed” is gone from Spotify too, for example.
- Comment on Average French launguage learner 2 months ago:
Yes, that will work its way into your dreams. I first heard that song in a documentary about nurses who help their severely disabled patients have sex. Just to add some more flavor to that video for you.
- Comment on Nothing was off-limits for retro game ads 2 months ago:
Haha you aren’t disappointing
- Comment on Average French launguage learner 2 months ago:
I actually have an answer in song and animation for that!
youtu.be/rb-wk0ATuvI?si=l6p86Y1wDjTkHg2M
(It’s “Je veux te manger le corps”, I believe?)
- Comment on Nothing was off-limits for retro game ads 2 months ago:
I feel that you owe us some anonymous gossip now.
- Comment on What is a good, healthy, unhurtful, socially positive way to express anger? 2 months ago:
Playing competitive video games (might not be healthy for everybody)
- Comment on You can play Doom using gut bacteria, but the framerate is atrocious 3 months ago:
Is that a vintage xkcd?
- Comment on Scammers Are Tricking Anti-Vaxxers Into Buying Bogus Medical Documents 4 months ago:
Maybe tricking those idiots shouldn’t be a crime.
- Comment on Neanderthals may have been morning people, says new study 5 months ago:
So they’re the fuckers who are to blame
- Comment on Broadcom CEO tells VMWare workers to ‘get butt back to office’ after completing a $69 billion merger of the two companies 5 months ago:
Yay. Hope this turns out great for him.
- Comment on Pls 5 months ago:
Haha this is fantastic. Lemmy’s shit posting Community is way too strong. This feels like it’s too good to be a shitpost.
- Comment on I want to talk in an American accent but how can I transition into it slowly for people who know me without them noticing a sudden change? 5 months ago:
Bonus points if you move to the sewers of your home town and cast your fist menacingly towards the voices coming from above, muttering “I will show you all…!” in a very flawed American accent
- Comment on Any recommendations for a career change? 5 months ago:
I vote malnutrition
- Comment on An extremely high-energy particle is detected coming from an apparently empty region of space 5 months ago:
It’s just styropyro, he tried out a new mixture on his golfball cannon
- Comment on Tesla may have picked an unwinnable fight with Sweden’s powerful unions — The first ever strikes and a solidarity blockade against the US carmaker could force it to rethink its entire anti-union model 5 months ago:
Euuuuurope!!
- Comment on Jeff Bezo is now cosplaying as a working class man. 5 months ago:
You’re becoming somewhat of a hero here, IWantToFuckSpez (gross name, by the way!)
- Comment on Jeff Bezo is now cosplaying as a working class man. 5 months ago:
Did vogue really post this?