I’m guessing there were three authors on this study, based on the “human” dots
Piss off!
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br3d@lemmy.world 1 week ago
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 week ago
All of them exactly 5 large, but with pee between 20 and 80 jetty.
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
I wonder which author has the Mastiff
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 1 week ago
Mastiff been the biggest of the three authors.
sga@lemmings.world 1 week ago
how are we quantising water shape (droplet vs jet)? Is it amount of pee generated/unit amount of time or something similar?
Mobiuthuselah@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Reminds me of a school trip to a zoo when I was young where every animal relieved themselves while we were watching. It became a running joke. The elephant was my favorite.
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 1 week ago
That cicada is one massive fucker, I get why the wee-wee is strong in this one.
Hoimo@ani.social 1 week ago
It’s actually about as Small as a cow is Large, according to this graph.
Hoimo@ani.social 1 week ago
The strongest urinators are cicadas, but there’s other animals that score higher on the Jet Shape? I guess ~100 Jet Shape must be peak then and everything higher than that is actually a weaker form of urination.
Speiser0@feddit.org 1 week ago
Hey, do you want to watch some pissers? www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KBL7HHd1-o
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
I guess I didn’t notice any cicada pee last time. The air was so thick with them it was affecting everybody’s mental health though. If i had noticed pee i would’ve just assumed it was a hallucination
Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 week ago
Cicadas have nothing on the spotted lantern fly.
You want something disgusting and pisser of the animal kingdom pick the one that makes it look like it’s pouring only under trees, and it attracts wasps.woodenghost@hexbear.net 1 week ago
But what’s even on the y-axis? Aspect ratio? X is probably weight?
Comment105@lemm.ee 1 week ago
I’m guessing shape is about the number of interruptions in the stream.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 week ago
I could piss stronger than a cicada.
Ruthalas@infosec.pub 1 week ago
The labeling on those axes is horrific. A human is apparently about 7 units of “Large” on the “Size” axis, and can piss around 110 units of “Jet” on the “Shape” axis.
What is 7 units of Large Size you wonder? Fuck you.
What is 110 units of Jet Shape you ask? Hell if we know. You sure aren’t going to.
Sas@beehaw.org 1 week ago
Also not to forget according to this a cow is more than 10 times as large as a human
Comment105@lemm.ee 1 week ago
And a bit smaller than a dog, slightly larger than a cat.
Did these scientist observe and document a pissing toddler?
flora_explora@beehaw.org 1 week ago
With one data point as sample size, it could have been a baby, a huge bodybuilder or anything. Same goes for the
humancow. All of this isn’t reliable data and we shouldn’t even discuss it here.tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
I mean, humans are about 150 or 200 freedom units, and various breeds of cow weigh 10x that or more
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
I feel like the three humans and dozens of cicadas are probably skewing the results as well.