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Its gotta suck to be the guy who has to text out all the two-factor authentication codes.

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

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  • Balthazar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Imagine having to think of a new 6-digit number every few seconds!

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    • NegentropicBoy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Write them all down on the first day, then just reuse the list. Don’t get caught.

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      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        8675309…dammit, thats too many numbers…

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    • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sounds exhausting

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    • FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah those 2FA guys have it the worst

      I have actually have the codes in two different apps since ones behind an account so not only does the little elf in my phone have the to think of new numbers he has to make sure the numbers are synced up

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just go sequentially

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Reminds of of these Image

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  • dubyakay@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Excuse you. This is shit posting from the loo. Not a shower thought.

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    • SuperEars@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is that a community already?

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  • y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nah, for some of us, it’s a talent and a calling.

    Look:

    055573

    748391

    663830

    I know, I’m an artist. It’s OK to be in awe.

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    • x00z@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh wow. I’ve seen a few of yours.

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    • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Stunning

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  • letsgo@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They’re comforted by the knowledge that at least they’re not the guy who installs indicators on BMWs.

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    • podperson@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “I make a product that will never be used. FML.”

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    • uhmbah@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hahaha, I freaking snorted at this one!

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  • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    techradar.com/…/hacker-advertises-alleged-databas…

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  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I hate to tell you this, but it’s a factory full of children in China. Those tiny fingers can churn out the codes.

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    • SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hopefully soon AI will arrive and save them poor children from that awful life.

      Bit like Thatcher did for British miners……

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  • Forester@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fun fact those are actually emailed most of the time. MMS format your phonenumber@carrier.tld

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  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ya’ll are weird this is how i get income i have an offshore account teeming with crypto from my two-factor homey just gotta take a shit over there in that bush right now

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  • RagingSnarkasm@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The people who downvoted this are the same people that I think Puscifer were singing about in “The Remedy”.

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  • toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    at some point, he just started smashing his head on the keyboard

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    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Me too thanks

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  • throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I hate that guy/gal. RCS end to end encryption is already a thing and they didn’t enable it. SMH my head 🤦‍♂️

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  • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My guy was really lazy the other day. He just sent me back my phone number as a code.

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