Submitted 1 month ago by PierceTheBubble@lemmy.ml to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
Bread ain’t nothing but edible sponge
I feel like bread’s limited shelf life, and all the nasties that accumulate in a normal mattress from normal use, would make this idea fucking disgusting. Just leave a loaf of bread on your nightstand like a normal person.
My sweaty butt crack alone would create a soggy portal to another dimension
Well, that’s a brand new sentence!
American bread ain’t nothing but edible sponge. In old Europe you’d have seriously bad time sleeping on bread.
They would find my corpse in the hollowed out crust of my breadbed after i choked to death in my sleep.
Same haha.
Ps: it seems lemmy.ml has banned you? Therefore I couldn’t see your comments from .ml, but I do from .world; strange stuff…
Walking up there next morning lying on a giant brick perfectly molded to your sleeping position.
Just like memory foam :)
Ham blankets and a peanut butter pillow.
And then you take a bath in wine or beer, while you consume it.
Ah! The dream. 😅
I was once way too sleepy to stay awake to make/have dinner. My boyfriend woke me up and fed me a sandwhich by basically putting a plate under my cheek and hand feeding me.
🤦♂️
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