Bread mattress: so my sleepy ass can partially eat it, as I'm in the lengthy process of waking up (possibly improving efficiency)

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• yesman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • PierceTheBubble@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Word

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Walking up there next morning lying on a giant brick perfectly molded to your sleeping position.

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  • PierceTheBubble@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Just like memory foam :)

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• Pirtatogna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  American bread ain’t nothing but edible sponge. In old Europe you’d have seriously bad time sleeping on bread.

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• MyFriendGodzilla@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  They would find my corpse in the hollowed out crust of my breadbed after i choked to death in my sleep.

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  • PierceTheBubble@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Same haha.

    Ps: it seems lemmy.ml has banned you? Therefore I couldn’t see your comments from .ml, but I do from .world; strange stuff…

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• spongebue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I feel like bread’s limited shelf life, and all the nasties that accumulate in a normal mattress from normal use, would make this idea fucking disgusting. Just leave a loaf of bread on your nightstand like a normal person.

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  • PierceTheBubble@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    My sweaty butt crack alone would create a soggy portal to another dimension

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    • spongebue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Well, that’s a brand new sentence!

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• MyFriendGodzilla@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ham blankets and a peanut butter pillow.

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• jdr8@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  And then you take a bath in wine or beer, while you consume it.

  Ah! The dream. 😅

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• alternategait@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I was once way too sleepy to stay awake to make/have dinner. My boyfriend woke me up and fed me a sandwhich by basically putting a plate under my cheek and hand feeding me.

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  🤦‍♂️

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