Getting older is so much fun

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This reminds me, have your ever thought about how Jesus definitely masturbated or if he didn’t he at least had wet dreams?

  The shroud of Turin managed to keep it’s shape because it was Jesus cum rag, it’s basically paper mâche.

  Now you might say “but touchmacaque, that’s blasphemy!” But I’d like to counter with the fact that we’ve all made our own cum paper mâche just like our Lord and saviour, in a way were just following Jesus.

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  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is a magnificent shitpost. Why bury it under a lesser one? Do not be ashamed of your talent.

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    • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The trick is to be easily forgotten, that way no one will remember me until they find my very own shroud of cum long after I’m dead

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• nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  MY BODY IS A

      MACHINE

  THAT

      DOESN’T

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• gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m glad I can’t relate to this. #flexing #youth #yung4eva

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  • Janx@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Me neither! #Delusional #Everything Hurts #LifeWasted

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    • gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yoooo!!!

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• thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  In my 30s and I feel like I’m always hurting some place new just from trying to stay in shape. This ain’t funny.

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  • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I keep hearing this but I feel like it cant be true for the majority. For me, I felt strong and healthy all the way up to 50, and I still feel good. I didnt even exercise, but now ive started since about a year back.

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• phar@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Very well.

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  • Illecors@lemmy.cafe ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Just want to say you’re not alone. It matters to me, too!

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  • tempest@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Superman does good, you do very well

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• Pirtatogna@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Well”. Your body is a machine that doesn’t work very well.

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• hanrahan@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m 60, still squatting but def my body doesn’t squat as much and every thing creaks on the way down and up! and longer to recover and after i need to slump in my recliner feeling fcuk3d for 30 mins (have a home gym)

  fuck it. Deadlift day tomorrow, MTB ride on Sunday

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• agingelderly@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It works like Legos after a house fire

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• dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Budget Frankenstein’s monster here!

  Shut up, I hate being in this meme.

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