You're feeling depressed. You feel like a loser. Then you get in an elevator and see this sign. Now you know there are others way more mentally crippled than you

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• Asafum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I feel even worse knowing that aside from being a depressed loser I’m also a coward.

  They had the confidence to go and dickpress that button. Takes balls to dickpress a button.

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  • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Huh, I assumed it took dick to dickpress a button. Color me surprised.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But it doesn’t count if you have to hold it in your hand to do it. It must be done hands free.

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  • polotype@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Takes balls and an impressive imune system

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• zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You’re feeling depressed. You feel like a loser. Then you get in an elevator and see this sign. Now you’re not even allowed to press the elevator buttons with your genitals.

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• moonshadow@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is what finally drove home the message that we’re living under fascism for me

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• BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I read it as: Boobs are still allowed.

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• tomi000@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Exactly, they gotta be mentally crippled if theyre calling me out like this.

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• meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Repressed mormons be wildin!’

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• CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It hadn’t occurred to me that it was an option, but now how am I supposed to not.

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• gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  New idea. Elevator with a thrust hole. Fuck the hole the number of times for what floor you want to go to

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    excellent idea

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  • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I got carried away and now I’m going to the roof 😢

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• redbrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Not trying to be sexist or anything, but how would this apply to women? (I’m trying to picture this…)

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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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    • redbrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Take your upvote and get out of here!

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  • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I know some girls with huge cocks who would take this sign as a challenge

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    There really is no application in this for a woman. Long shot but maybe an erect nipple?

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    • redbrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m trying to picture this too now…

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• Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yep, that’s Utah alright

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• Pirtatogna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What next? I’m not allowed to lick them in hopes that someone’s been using their genitals to press them?

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