xkcd #2843: Professional Oaths

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• themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hypocritic Oath: First, swear no oaths.

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• randomaccount43543@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hydrohomic Oath: First, drink 8 glasses of water

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• Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The Hippocratic oath kinda cracks me up, cuz we break it almost immediately at the start of most procedures by shoving a needle a needle or scalpel into the skin.

  I guess “do only necessary harm that will presumably heal in a way that results in a net positive” doesn’t roll off the tongue quite as well.

  Anyway, we fixed your appendicitis! damns you to a life of poverty with a bill that absolutely destroys your financial health

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  • JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The original hippocratic oath, by hippocrates, also forbids doing abortions on consenting women.

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    • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Look on the bright side - we’ve made a good half-step of progress since then!

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• randomaccount43543@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  explainxkcd.com/2843

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• RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hydrodiving oath: first, avoid delta p.

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• Nobody@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hemophilic Oath, First do no bleeding.

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• NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  pathetic oath missing…

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  • Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But I can give you the apathetic oath:

    First: who cares.

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• roguetrick@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hippodromic oath should be first, wear your color. The hippodrome pretty much ran the politics of the empire.

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• TryingToEscapeTarkov@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So pardon me while I burst, and rise above the flames. Pardon me. Pardon me. Will I ever be the same?

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• Hyggyldy@sffa.community ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  First, Journey.

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