pocket knife
Submitted 1 month ago by balderdash9@lemmy.zip to [deleted]
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TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 1 month ago
Thats n shitpost, thats an great idea :D
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Maybe a bag of super glue too and be sure to puncture or slap it before they search you.
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
That seems dangerous, keep them in a sheath or something.
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
That doesn’t sound very effective though
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Hmmm, maybe reinforced pockets?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Gladaed@feddit.org 1 month ago
Booby traps are illegal even in the US. May as well just harm the officer.
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
That’s not a booby trap- those are his loose jimmies
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Surely this cannot count as a booby trap
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 month ago
Yeah, he’d have to keep them in his bra for that.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Personally I would assume the person who has me reaching into their pocket knowingly that I will injure myself quite substantially is doing so deliberately aka trying to harm me. So if you had those blades in your pocket without telling the officer that should count as a booby trap/assault on the officer.
bdonvr@thelemmy.club 5 weeks ago
You’d have to be able to argue in court that you had some other reason for having loose razors in your pockets.
You would probably lose. I mean trust me I don’t like cops, but you totally lose.
Carmakazi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Legality or lack thereof also doesn’t matter if they’re at the point where they’ll just force-feed you their Glock and throw your corpse into a lye pit in the woods.
Mirshe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why bother disposing of the corpse when they can just tell the media you were resisting arrest. Interesting fact: corpses can’t press charges.
Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
“wait I have razor blades in my pockets. They were on clearance…”