pocket knife
Submitted 3 weeks ago by balderdash9@lemmy.zip to [deleted]
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TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Thats n shitpost, thats an great idea :D
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Maybe a bag of super glue too and be sure to puncture or slap it before they search you.
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
That seems dangerous, keep them in a sheath or something.
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
That doesn’t sound very effective though
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Hmmm, maybe reinforced pockets?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Gladaed@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Booby traps are illegal even in the US. May as well just harm the officer.
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
That’s not a booby trap- those are his loose jimmies
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Surely this cannot count as a booby trap
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 weeks ago
Yeah, he’d have to keep them in his bra for that.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Personally I would assume the person who has me reaching into their pocket knowingly that I will injure myself quite substantially is doing so deliberately aka trying to harm me. So if you had those blades in your pocket without telling the officer that should count as a booby trap/assault on the officer.
bdonvr@thelemmy.club 3 weeks ago
You’d have to be able to argue in court that you had some other reason for having loose razors in your pockets.
You would probably lose. I mean trust me I don’t like cops, but you totally lose.
Carmakazi@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Legality or lack thereof also doesn’t matter if they’re at the point where they’ll just force-feed you their Glock and throw your corpse into a lye pit in the woods.
Mirshe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Why bother disposing of the corpse when they can just tell the media you were resisting arrest. Interesting fact: corpses can’t press charges.
Grass@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
“wait I have razor blades in my pockets. They were on clearance…”