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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  While you were earning a living

  I was learning the blade

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  • hansolo@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The lion doesn’t concern itself with the blade.

    The lion has blades built into it, which it uses instinctively without needing to be taught.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Karl@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    the lion is gay

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• hansolo@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The lion also abandons its young for days at a time to hunt, eats only raw meat covered in flies, and if given a large enough cardboard box, will sit in the cardboard box like a large house cat.

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• hedge_lord@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My employer takes my SURPLUS VALUE in the form of PROFITS but I am a REAL PATRIOT so I don’t believe in HANDOUTS or TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION so I ROSE UP with my buddies in order to institute workplace DEMOCRACY.

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  • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s like a UNION but you don’t STOP at couple of PAY RAISE HANDOUTS you just KEEP GOING till YOU OWN IT ALL.

    HELL YEAH BROTHER (INCLUSIVE)

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• ExtantHuman@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lions let the women do the hunting while they sit about lazily doing nothing.

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  • sunflowercowboy@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This reminds of the married couple and the donkey.

    As the married couple walked their donkey they encounter a man, who in passing said what dumb folks. They should be riding the donkey.

    And so the man sat upon the donkey, and they kept strolling. Eventually another passerby scoffs a comment, how selfish the man for not letting his wife sit upon the horse.

    So they switched and shortly thereafter another spoke up. How silly of them for not both riding upon the donkey.

    The donkey collapsed and died of exhaustion. Yet the ass lives on.

    Anyways, if you listen to everyone you’ll spin it the other way and say it’s an indepedent and strong symbol of womahood. So criticizing their structure as a human, when it has worked for them to survive communally. Man can’t even reach that, so we can glorify them and say why. Glorify the lioness for her duty, do not detriment.

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