Comment on Great Tits
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 13 hours agoNothing shocks me after seeing the video of a deer eating a sparrow and reading a non fiction book
I liked it more when I thought the sentence stopped here.
Comment on Great Tits
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 13 hours agoNothing shocks me after seeing the video of a deer eating a sparrow and reading a non fiction book
I liked it more when I thought the sentence stopped here.
Nangijala@feddit.dk 13 hours ago
Lol. Why is the deer eating a sparrow less disturbing than a fox getting addicted to sugar beets? XD
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 hours ago
I just had a vision of a deer sitting at a table in a French bistro, about to take a bite out of a sparrow impaled on a fork in one hoof and a Haynes manual for a Triumph Stag in the other. Made me laugh.
Nangijala@feddit.dk 6 hours ago
Stop bullying me for my shitty English skills 😆
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 hours ago
Your shitty English is infinitely better than my (I’m guessing) shitty Danish.
four@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
I think that the commenter, like me, understood it as that the deer was reading a non-fiction book while eating a sparrow. Which is an interesting image
Nangijala@feddit.dk 13 hours ago
Oh! Sorry. I don’t know how to place English commas, lol.
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 5 hours ago
You nailed it here! :)
Commas basically go where you want to separate two thoughts in a sentence or “take a breath” without the full stop of a period. They also often separate objects in lists, or signify that you’re talking to somebody.
A classic joke:
“Let’s eat grandma!”
“Let’s eat, grandma!”
“Commas save lives!”
😂 Hope that helps a bit! You’re doing great though, don’t worry. :)
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 7 hours ago
language is mostly what we make of it anyways :-)