Time for a break

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• joyjoy@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jesus is about to make some dank memes.

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• MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  On my other shoulder is a small devil saying “turn off the nsfw filter”

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• raynethackery@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s okay, I was done pooping anyway.

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Need to have this pop up on my screen every 45min.

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• LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  NO!

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• Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fuck you, ghost Jesus! You died for my sins so I’ll watch as much hentait tentacle porn as I like!

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• silver_wings_of_morning@feddit.dk ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I will comment this and go to bed, finally. Thanks!

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Its 3:20 am, I have to wake at 6 for work, and I have the flu. Just put a bullet in me and call it a day

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  • nxdefiant@startrek.website ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    wtf just call in dead and tell them you’ll see how alive you feel tomorrow.

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  • pufferfisherpowder@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How about crucifixion? Some fresh air might do you well!

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• lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is this Moses splitting the sea? I need to take a selfie

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pfft, you’re the The Father!

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• Pinklink@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He already took the wheel, wtf is next?!?

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jeebus doesn’t want video evidence when he does some wrath of good shit with a big ass tsunami.

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• riodoro1@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fuck off jesus.

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