Australia

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I want to get hired to write and direct a movie.

  It will be about drop bears teaming up with emus to conquer Australia.

  The entire cast will be non-Australian, doing bad aussie accents. There will be no cgi, just stuffed koala-like creatures used via stop motion, and the emus will be a guy in a feather suit using his hand as the head of the bird.

  If anyone has a connection to a very stoned producer, tell them there’s the pitch of the century waiting on their funding.

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  • NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I volunteer as Emu.

    I’m lanky, and if I bend over a bit, I can pass as a large, flightless bird in silhouette.

    This is the role I was born to play.

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    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nice!

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  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuck, that sounds awesome… I’ll put on a furry-suit and fall out of a tree on some ‘unsuspecting’ cunt below, for sure

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    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There will be so much cunt spread in the film, it will get an x rating

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  • HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If unicorse makes a cameo as an emu I am soo in.

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• marble@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah it’s cool, it’s the little ones you gotta watch out for.

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• Cypher@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They might look a little scary but they prey on the really dangerous locals, so it’s good to have one or two around the house

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• 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  11 legs?

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• ItsAFake@lemmus.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gotta keep the flies away somehow.

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• agent_flounder@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Aww such a cute baby spooder” --Australians, probably

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• ezures@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh don’t worry mate, that’s just a 10 legged dog

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• caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gregor Samsa just trying to make his bed

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• BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Possum?

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• RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Reminds me of Enemy’s end scene: Image

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