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• byroon@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is how you poison children. I do it the old-fashioned way: painting my nursery with lead-based paint

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No reason not to do both.

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    • Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Meh, my preferred method of poisoning children is injecting religion into schooling

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  • hydrospanner@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    childern*

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• feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think those are regular bath salts, as opposed to “bath salts”. I think you really just put these in the bath.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fine, ruin my eye-stabbing joke.

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    • Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Pretty rude of them NGL

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  • recapitated@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah but they look like candy

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• Jtee@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That is a shitty rainbow

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So are Skittles, but I assume they taste better.

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Turn your kids from CAN’Tnibals to CANnibals! Fun for the whole family!

  Oh man, Jerry from marketing is so fired

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  • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m gonna GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH!!

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    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Tie you to the radiator?!

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• Meron35@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Are these the anal option?

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  • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What isn’t?

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• PumpkinEscobar@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can’t see bath salts now without immediately thinking about the Florida man eats faces while high on bath salts story. Now I’m imagining tiny children eating faces while high on bath salts. Thanks a lot, internet.

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  • SparrowRanjitScaur@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think that was a drug nicknamed bath salts. Not actual bath salts

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    • PumpkinEscobar@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      TIL - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bath_salts_(drug).

      I just assumed there was some dose of bath salts you could take that would get you high (and hungry for faces) but not kill you, like don’t people use tractor starter fluid to roofie people…

      But happy I now know

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  • deranger@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    IIRC that was just weed not a pyrovalerone/cathinone stimulant (“bath salts”)

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    • PumpkinEscobar@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If that’s true, that dude had the worst case of the munchies ever

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Let me tell you about this movie series called Children of the Corn…

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• ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  WikiHow actin out

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• RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So is it bath salts or candy?

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes.

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• stoly@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My mouth just dropped open for a good fifteen seconds or so.

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• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Are you supposed to smoke the stick too, or?

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is how you get Florida Man.

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