I feel like relentless bullying is in this truck’s owner’s future.
Tesla starts shipping $3,000 Cybertruck tent, looks nothing like what was unveiled | Electrek
Submitted 11 months ago by filister@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world
https://electrek.co/2024/03/08/tesla-shipping-cybertruck-tent/
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Leviathan@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The Pontiac Aztec has risen from the dead.
AnAngryAlpaca@feddit.de 11 months ago
Well to be honest, the advertised tent looks like Snow White’s Coffin to me…
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Ok Honda, you see it right? 2025 Honda Element would absolutely dust this trash.
Clearly there’s been a market segment since 2011 that still wants it so c’mon.
This cybertruck feels like it would be such visual pollution on campgrounds and stuff.
winky9827b@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s visual pollution anywhere. I cannot for the life of me fathom why anyone finds that style appealing to begin with.
DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 11 months ago
This thing somehow keeps getting worse
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
Just get a real tent or sleep in your car. Why the fuck would be ever want to half ass both?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That moonroof sure makes stargazing comfy
bitwolf@lemmy.one 11 months ago
The actual product bows at the top. Their entire back half of the truck is flat, wouldn’t a lightweight hardtop would be a much better choice over tent poles?
Especially if they’re going for looks.
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It would be easier to match the angle of the open tent to that of the front of the truck.
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They already lose several inches in horizontal space, they could fit a metal prop in there as a redundancy to support the top.
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Could add a large plexiglass tinted window in the hardtop.
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DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The Cyber truck is like the Pontiac Aztec’s special ed electrically charged cousin.
Nomecks@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
I had one of these for my Avalanche, it cost $200.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Looks like Elon accidentally added a zero to his price tag and everyone just kinda accepted it.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 11 months ago
I'm a little sad the new VW van doesn't have a Westfalia trim. Those pop up campers were great: Stove, fridge, sink, table, and it sleeps four. Plus with a tailwind you might hit 55.
Poggervania@kbin.social 11 months ago
Adam Something has an infallible equation that explains all of this kind of stuff: rich asshole + stupid idea with tons of nice CGI renders = dumb shit
Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Le piez de mierdance!
jabjoe@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Why the bad 80s SciFi look? It’s so ugly.
Ioughttamow@kbin.run 11 months ago
I’m not like the other CEOs
Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oof
inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ha ha ha ha! Now that it’s some complete shit right there!
BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They bought the car in the first place, which waives their right to complain in my opinion.
JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
I actually do care that a company is violating advertisment laws and I hope each and every person gets their money back. Owning something I dislike isn’t enough for me to ignore the wrongdoings of a company.
BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Didn’t the guy at the helm recently say “go fuck yourself” to other kind of people giving him money too? Just sayin
knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I’ll stick with my Transit camper build, thanks.
catch22@programming.dev 11 months ago
lol, wow…😀
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 11 months ago
For $3,000? What a kick in the teeth!
SharkAttak@kbin.social 11 months ago
"ha ha, suckers"
Elon Musk
grue@lemmy.world 11 months ago
When I read the headline, I thought it was talking about a thing to park your Cybertruck under so it wouldn’t rust.
This is only slightly less stupid.