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• PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s not a child’s handwriting

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  • beerclue@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Could be, as they start learning English in 2nd grade or after in Germany. But yeah, my kids are way older, and their handwriting is far worse :))

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    • isthingoneventhis@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      noooooo lol that’s adults handwriting. Kids handwriting looks like drunken chicken scratch until they’re past 4-5th grade if they’re regularly encouraged to practice. The “neat” student handwriting I have seen is still marginally worse than this. The start/stop of the penmarks and overall uniformity is pretty telling imo.

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• goldenbough@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Englisch

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  • Samsy@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Germans maybe?

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    • goldenbough@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Protection? Protection from what? Ze Germans?

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• tombruzzo@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This won’t happen to my kids. Their mother’s toy is more dragon shaped

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  • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I heard mom and dad slaying that bad dragon last night!”

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• sxan@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The second answer is wrong, too. The correct answer is “Liberty Cap,” or “a good time,” or “dad’s little secret.” Any of the above are acceptable.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve seen one of those kinds of toys being sold for men and I’m just like “what men have more than the one hole for these?”

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  • Nfamwap@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re not the Reddit 2-dicks guy, are you?

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The WHAT guy??

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  • Apeman42@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Faster shitting, but more to clean. Wonder if it would be more or less efficient.

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Two in the pink, one in the stink.

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• zeet@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Missing the apostrophe

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  • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Since it says “Englisch Test” in the title … the kid used the German genitive -s instead of the English genitive -'s

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  • troglodytis@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They share

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