Englisch
cactus
Submitted 8 months ago by Samsy@lemmy.ml to [deleted]
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goldenbough@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Samsy@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Germans maybe?
goldenbough@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Protection? Protection from what? Ze Germans?
tombruzzo@lemm.ee 8 months ago
This won’t happen to my kids. Their mother’s toy is more dragon shaped
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“I heard mom and dad slaying that bad dragon last night!”
sxan@midwest.social 8 months ago
The second answer is wrong, too. The correct answer is “Liberty Cap,” or “a good time,” or “dad’s little secret.” Any of the above are acceptable.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
I’ve seen one of those kinds of toys being sold for men and I’m just like “what men have more than the one hole for these?”
Nfamwap@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You’re not the Reddit 2-dicks guy, are you?
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
The WHAT guy??
Apeman42@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Faster shitting, but more to clean. Wonder if it would be more or less efficient.
Gork@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Two in the pink, one in the stink.
zeet@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Missing the apostrophe
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
Since it says “Englisch Test” in the title … the kid used the German genitive -s instead of the English genitive -'s
troglodytis@lemmy.world 8 months ago
They share
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That’s not a child’s handwriting
beerclue@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Could be, as they start learning English in 2nd grade or after in Germany. But yeah, my kids are way older, and their handwriting is far worse :))
isthingoneventhis@lemmy.world 8 months ago
noooooo lol that’s adults handwriting. Kids handwriting looks like drunken chicken scratch until they’re past 4-5th grade if they’re regularly encouraged to practice. The “neat” student handwriting I have seen is still marginally worse than this. The start/stop of the penmarks and overall uniformity is pretty telling imo.