Submitted 8 months ago by BrikoX@lemmy.zip to globalnews@lemmy.zip
Doctors report a man from Germany has been vaccinated 217 against the COVID virus with no negative medical symptoms.
Archived version: archive.ph/qgmtD
A public prosecutor had verified 130 of the vaccinations over nine months as part of an alleged fraud case, but no criminal charges were brought against the man, researchers said.
Can you imagine being a lawyer on this case and organizing the paperwork for 130+ vaccinations to prove a point lol.
Defense or Prosecution?
When did the vaccine come out, 3 years ago? Going with that, that’s a vaccine every 5.05 days.
I don’t understand how this is allowed. Why let someone who is already vaccinated get more vaccines pointlessly? Why nobody stepped in and said this is a waste of time and resources?
As it is part of a fraud case I would guess he was being paid to pretend to be other people and getting the COVID vaccine on their vaccine passports so they could bypass vaccine regulations.
How would you check if someone already had the vaccine? (aside from sticking a magnet on them of course [/s just in case])
Who says that it is allowed? It is however very easy to do as long as you have statutory health insurance. You just book an appointment with a doctor or a pharmacy that does vaccinations, give them your insurance card and get the vaccination for free. Again and again. Nobody will (or even can) check your previous vaccinations. All they can do is ask the patient.
After the vaccination they will bill the insurance, which can take months. Then someone or most likely some fraud detection system at the insurance company has to notice that something strange is going on. And since the vaccine is cheap and not a controlled substance it will probably take quite a few vaccinations to trigger a review. And even then they can not prevent further vaccinations. The only way would be to cancel your insurance entirely, which I am not even sure they are allowed to do.
This is how 5G towers reproduce when a compatible mate is not available.
I prefer the term “jab grabbin”. He nabbed many jabs
Researchers from the University of Erlangen-Nuremberg said the man received the high number of vaccinations “deliberately and for private reasons”.
OCD? A vaccine fetish? Covid phobia?
i remember a women in germany getting plenty of jabs because each came with a free sausage!
like this: zeit.de/…/wer-sich-impfen-laesst-wird-mit-gratis-…
free jab + free sausage… win
its like the opposite end of bug chasers
Anti vaxers are just going to mental gymnastics themselves into thinking the doctors are lying
Are you suggesting that the dumbest people in the world could be wrong about something?!
Something about vaccines having short term immunosuppressants or something overlapping with eachother, like how you never feel a mosquito bite or some other totally relatable but completely unrelated garbage.
was lookin for this
The team found that the man had higher levels of immune cells and antibodies against coronavirus than people in their control group who had received three vaccine doses.
Well, it worked out for the guy. Can’t blame him, he did what was best for him!
Researchers from the University of Erlangen-Nuremberg said the man received the high number of vaccinations “deliberately and for private reasons”.
I really want to know what the “private reasons” were
Needle fetish? lol
It’s mental illness
Worst Magneto cosplayer ever
Dudes 'noc (it’s short for inoculate)
Ever since I got my first COVID vaccine I’ve never felt like I ever had enough sleep. Also long before that too.
While we found no signs of SARS-CoV-2 breakthrough infections in HIM to date, it cannot be clarified whether this is causally related to the hypervaccination regimen.
Found my new preventative treatment plan
did this old guy literally go to the hospital almost every day for a year lmao
How powerful do you think he is? Do you think he has an aura that conservatives know instinctually to avoid?
cali_ash@lemmy.wtf 8 months ago
His 5G reception must be amazing.
Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Sterile though.
When reports started coming out about WiFi damaging your swimmers I immediately used my laptop as a ‘laptop’ and thought ‘this is win win’
Patches@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
If you really wanted to damage the boys. Use MacBook as a laptop and fire up Android Developer Studio
vodkasolution@feddit.it 8 months ago
What about wifi7? Over 200 times it should work fine
towerful@programming.dev 8 months ago
Cant walk into a restaurant without stealing all the spoons, tho