That is why my mum asked my help with her facebook today
Pathetic 🤷
Submitted 8 months ago by ElCanut@jlai.lu to [deleted]
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email@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“Facebook is dead mom. You’re the last boomer left so they closed up shop. Sorry.”
dan1101@lemm.ee 8 months ago
My friends daughters didn’t want their mom on Facebook so for years they told her Facebook charged a monthly fee.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 months ago
Deadline tomorrow !!! Everything you’ve ever posted becomes public from tomorrow. Even messages that have been deleted or the photos not allowed. It costs nothing for a simple copy and paste, better safe than sorry. Channel 13 News talked about the change in Facebook’s privacy policy. I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future. With this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute). NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE. Copy and paste.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Give me a $1.25T market cap and I promise I will deliver perfect continuous uptime forever.
You will be able to find baby pictures of Presidents in the year 2400, climate apocalypse be damned. We will be violating spacetime and causality constraints to deliver continuous uptime, if I’ve got $1.25T worth of company to swing around.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Best i can do is a buck fidy
dumpsterlid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
But actually you are missing the whole point of the connection between money and magic. Money gets its value from creating a desperate scarcity of magic. If you use all that money to create all that magic it would destabilize the balance of nature and thus Kyle the Three Headed Hadal Zone Dragon would rise from the depths and eat you.
Everything is a zero sum game, even when there are no zeroes nor any sums.
trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I am summoning Kyle the Three Headed Hadal Zone Dragon, allowing me to lose the game instantly
Samsy@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Reported for advertising.
*just kidding
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
I couldn’t do that, I am too dumb.
Today I temporarily locked myself out of navidrome admin account as I forgot the password.
Then just 30 minutes later I crashed my whole phone, getting it stuck in sort of a boot loop. I only noticed as it started getting way too hot in my pocket. I managed to turn it off, let it cool down, and try again. “You need at least 10MB of free storage to use the system.”, MIUI’s cleaner popped up.
What the hell happened here?
I disconnected from WiFi, bringing down that network interface, with nginx binded to it, causing errors.
Nice, 16GB/data/data/com.termux/files/usr/var/log/nginx/error.log.I don’t know how to prevent this. I wanted to try outputting error and access logs to stderr and stdout respectively. This only yielded “Permission denied” errors. I couldn’t find why that occurs. UID, GID and permissions all check out.
For now it’s going to/dev/null.Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
when you’re smart enough to override things on your devices, but too dumb to do it properly so you turn your phone into a bomb
aidan@lemmy.world 8 months ago
MIUI
That’s software that should be blamed.
The_wild_card@reddthat.com 8 months ago
I too hate those software but this seems solely op’s fault
hperrin@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I used to be a site reliability manager at Facebook. I probably know some people who were running around trying to fix this today.
sfxrlz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Is it schadenfreude or do you feel for them?
hperrin@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I feel for them personally, because they are good people, but Facebook itself, nah. They’re a bad company.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
did they also physically lock themselves out of the server rooms again ?
wowwoweowza@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Hey OP — did you make this meme? Do you really have a 2 active users instance of Lemmy. If so… you make it seem like something manageable…
Do you know if I could run an instance with a raspberry Pi?
I’m thinking of a summer project… I know there’s a big learning curve but it might be fun?
ElCanut@jlai.lu 8 months ago
Sorry, I actually only made the meme and have no idea what I’m talking about!
Michael717@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Congratulations, your application at Facebook has been approved!
Lyricism6055@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yeah, it’s pretty easy by using docker. You should look up a step by step guide for it.
Agosagror@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
My parents having issues with Facebook has lead to me interfering in their browser setup. No more ads, containerization for Facebook etc. I hope that I will probably have less issues with purchases that didn’t need to made.
BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 8 months ago
containerization, you say?
Ascend910@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
chad
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 8 months ago
N00bz
umbrella@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
someone pushed directly to production and is definetly getting fired.
hperrin@lemmy.world 8 months ago
They don’t fire you for that. You get a review board that tells you what you did wrong and not to do that again, and that’s about it. (If it was an honest mistake.)
Source: I was a site reliability engineer who attended these meetings at Facebook.
mhzawadi@lemmy.horwood.cloud 8 months ago
me remembering I caused an outage yesterday by deleting nginx config 🤦♂️
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
I once set up vpn on a remote system via ssh, and then wondered for a split second why my connection went down when the remote machine switched to being connected the internet via the vpn.
That one was fun to recover from.
bassomitron@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Oh man, back when I was a network tech, I did something similar to a remote site’s router. My dumbass forgot to set the reboot after 15 minutes command as a failsafe (it reboots the device without saving in case your config kicks you out and you’re unable to remote back in due to a config change). Yep… Had to drive 6 hours round trip to fix that fuck up as it was an unmanned site.
null@slrpnk.net 8 months ago
Me enabling the firewall on a VPS but not the SSH port.
robotica@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’ve done the exact same thing from another country >1000 miles away, I was glad that I lived with my parents at that time and I just asked them to restart the PC