Hi so i am trying some shit for fun like summoning any kind of entities.

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• Hyperreality@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Not that I believe in it, but you might as well do it right:

  Start by reading something like this:

  https://archive.org/details/three-books-of-occult-philosophy-henry-cornelius-agrippa-donald-tyson-edition/page/n1/mode/2up

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  • THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I too don’t belive in it as i am an atheist but i’m also bored . Also thanks

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    • snooggums@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Candyman and Bloody Mary require you to believe to work :)

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• Deestan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Those are urban myths that kids tell each other for fun. Their attraction lies in creating a sense of underlying danger in everyday situations like a bathroom mirror, and a sense of thrill in daring each other to try to test the myth.

  If you want to be more afraid alone at home, some understated horror movies like The Ring are a good choice.

  If you are wanting to experience fear and thrill of of overcoming it, some things to try:

  • Go hiking alone in the dark, preferably in an area with no actually dangerous predators.
  • Bungee jumping.
  • Run around the house with your eyes closed.

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  • THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yea i k ow that but i don’t know if everyone of them has been tested by someobe so i guess i wanted to test it as i said for fun . Horror movies don’t do shit for me except maybe jumpscares but thats just cheap. Planning ti do a skydiving someday and hiking this summer. That running around house with eyes closed is asking for hospital bill.

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  • frankPodmore@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    experience fear and thrill of of overcoming it

    Riffing off this idea slightly, but I strongly recommend lead climbing. Perfect combo of fear factor - you fall a lot - with limited risk of actually injuring yourself - you’re attached to a rope!

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• spacebirb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Try going to bed

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  • THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nah gotta try if i can get killed before

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    • HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Call 911?

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• ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Some people insist remote viewing and astral projection are real. See if you can figure out how to do them and, ideally, prove them.

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• amio@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  EDIT : Why am i getting down voted this is litterally the no stupid questions sub.

  Because the point is to have a place to ask questions without having them judged as "stupid". It's "we will try to treat questions like they're not stupid" and this comes across as trying very hard to make that impossible.
  On the off chance you're not trolling, be advised it sure as hell looks a lot like you're trolling.

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  • THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    O k i edited . I hope now itsmore clear i am not trolling . Cheers

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• Lath@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Beetlejuice.
  Cthulhu.
  Any of the high-ranked demons and devils.
  Any of the gods.
  The fairy godmother.
  If you've got a pair of ruby shoes, maybe the wicked witch of the west or something.
  The monster under your bed.
  Chris Hansen.
  FBI, ATF, SWAT, IRS if you're in US.
  A thief.

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  • THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    TELL ME HOW TO DO THESE. EXPLAIN THE PROCEDURE STEP BY STEP.

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    • Cyv_@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Any procedure to summon cthulhu is made up, so make one up. Or if it makes you feel better I'll make one up:

      Cook long pasta to aldente, then spread it all over the floor, then roll around it in while praising the noodly limbs of cthon, and asking the eldritch god to wrap you up and take you to the realm between dimensions. And I dunno, pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time to confuse yourself. Confusion and the unknown are the key when it comes to eldritch beings. Add spooky LED lights that shift from green to purple.

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    • Lath@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Beetlejuice is simple. 3 times the name.

      Cthulhu is a bit complicated. You need deep sea aquatic components, maybe fuck a fish, live in an isolated fishing community, stuff like that.

      Each demon/devil has its own ritual, so you'll have to look them up by name.

      For the gods, you need to commit some sacrilege if you want a quick and dirty response.

      For the fairy godmother you need to be poor, orphan, have evil step family that doesn't get stuck in washing machines and only own rags.

      For the Oz trip, you need to wear a pair of ruby shoes, get high, spin around three times and click your heels while fervently chanting "There's no place like home." Obviously it only works when you're not home.

      For the monster under your bed, the main thing is thst you need to sleep on your bed with a limb or body part of choice sticking out or touching ground. After that, it depends on your monster mostly. Each one has its own preferences. Some like it when you're clean, others only want dirty or stinky body parts. Some drag you under the bed and eat you whole, others just kill you because you annoy them. It's all very individualistic.

      For the rest there are many guides online, I'm not going to bother explaining them.

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    • HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      1. Hold your breath
      2. Pass out

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• livus@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  @THEMASTERMIND

  Candyman is 5x not 3x.

  Try Biggie Smalls.

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  • THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So i say biggie smalls 3 times. And thanks for correcting me on candyman.

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• finthechat@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Why summon scary things? Try to summon a succubus instead so you can die happy.

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  • THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Procedure ?

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• Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How about a court summons?

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  • THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Depends . What are the charges ?

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    • Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Depth charges?

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• BruceTwarzen@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yeah and this is quite literally a stupid question, hence the downvotes

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  • THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You don’t know what this community is do you ?

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• otp@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Why am i getting down voted this is litterally the no stupid questions sub.

  Rule 1 of the sub says the title of any post must be a question. Your post title is a sentence, not a question.

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  • THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ll fix

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• Candelestine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The reason you are being downvoted is because you’re reminding people that the internet has a lot of very young folks on it. People don’t really want to be reminded of that, they want to feel like all the hijinks that internet people get up to are with adults. But if your age cohort is here on a niche service like Lemmy, then there must be more of you elsewhere, on other services too. This is genuinely unhealthy, in many different ways, so it disturbs people.

  So, they downvote you for reminding them of something they’d rather not think about. Afaik though, there is nothing wrong with this question being posted here.

  Regarding the question itself, we do tend to call them urban myths for a reason. People have not yet outgrown silly, superstitious thinking from centuries ago. It’s not necessarily an age thing either, plenty of older superstitious folks too. lol

  Oh, and welcome to Lemmy.

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  • THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Im young yes but also an adult. SHIT is lemmy full of 50 year olds or something ?!

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• Ziggurat@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Phn’glui Have you tried calling the great Chtulhu ? www.goominet.com/unspeakable-vault/…/Cultists/

  And without going in recent fiction, modern culture has tons of stories of Demon, and ritual about summoming them

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• frankPodmore@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Try the Rite of AshkEnte from the Discworld novels, see if you can summon Death himself.

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  • THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Will do

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• Cyv_@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Just say a regular prayer to the christian god but call him a shithead and see if he smites ya.

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  • THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Shithead i have called gods more than that . And yes i am severely fucked but i don’t think its because gods exist if he did i have challenged him multiple time to fight to death why not accept that and prove it to me instead of just cursing me endlessly ?

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    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Is that how it works?

      I call him a shit head and he smites me. Do you think he would be fooled if I burned a written prayer with trump’s forged signature?

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Why? None of them work.

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  • THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I guess as u saud wanna do it for fun

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sorry, I don’t remember reading anywhere in your post or in the comments that it was for fun when I wrote that 9 h ago.

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• kebabslob@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Raise Hell, obviously

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  • THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Eh if there is i’ll be there after death and eternity is plenty of time to do so anyway .

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  • algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    PRAISE DALE

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If you’re looking for a neurosis, try capgras

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  • THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah no need they are litterally worse than that aldready . In fact it maybe a downgrade for them.

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• dan1101@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Read about Three Kings, great story even if it’s all BS.

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  • THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is there a sublemmy

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• BruceTwarzen@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  And they say there are no stupid questions

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