Is that why they call it The Beehive State?

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• postnataldrip@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Be careful driving anywhere near this guy, he clearly has no idea how to pull out

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pulling out sucks

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• Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wife two seems to be slacking or new, and wife four needs a dog to balance things.

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  • RaoulDook@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The man also fathered the animal children, with 3 of the wives

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  • sramder@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not old enough yet.

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    • sxan@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      She’s the butt wife.

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• cyborganism@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Where do they find the money???

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fraud.

    mormonfundamentalism.com/teachings/156-2/

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    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wow, so Reagan’s welfare queens were Mormon!

      What a bunch of assholes.

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  • eran_morad@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Welfare (seriously).

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• TheJims@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The four mothers are fourteen

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  • Daxtron2@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Must be one of the good ones to wait til they’re that old.

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    • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They’re 14 now after a few kids…

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Actually I think that’s their kill count.

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  • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’ve done it, nonbelievers get scalped. And yes, these wonderbread Mormons have no qualms reaping money off the red man

    The Storm Testament–All 9 Volumes. The Storm Testament I, II, III, IV, V, VI Rockwell, VII Walkara, VIII Cassidy, IX Storm Gold a.co/d/0KDkgHm

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• yggstyle@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The guy is between families because he’s constantly traveling between them.

  A fun bonus would be if his sticker was mobile and he moved it family to family depending on where he was that day.

  All kidding aside:

  Kudos if he’s making that work and not being a terrible father. That looks exhausting.

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Spoiler: he’s barely involved.

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    • yggstyle@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      …but he put stuck families on his car. Just look at that commitment! I’d like to imagine in reality someone is just having fun with stickers but who knows haha.

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• FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can spot many like that in the endless lines for the stupid fucking soda shops that extend out into the road. Just go to a bar and drink ffs

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  • Deez@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For an ignorant Australian, what are these soda shops?

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    • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Utah has a lot of Mormons, who don’t drink alcohol. Craft soda shops are the latest fad, get vanilla in your coke or whatever. These white bread mofos go crazy for it

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    • negativenull@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image a bar that makes cocktails/mixed-drinks. Now, change the various alcohols with Soda. Next, add a drive through.

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• psmgx@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  4 wives? Isn’t that the limit in Islam?

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think so. Is there a limit to FLDS Mormons?

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    • SinningStromgald@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just that less than three wives and no happy ending for you.

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    • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not technically aside from population limits,

      What’s weirder is that the dynamics it creates means FLDS colonies effectively behave like Lion Prides

      Men will actually be kicked out if they come of age without finding wives outside the community because the older men will have hoovered up all the eligible women already and see the young men as rivals for those womens’ attention, and on the extreme end as a lethal threat to those womens’ children since yes, FLDS men will occasionally form gangs that kill older men divvy up the “breeding age” wives, and kill most of the children both to wipe out the old groom and to prevent any children from taking revenge on bio-dad’s behalf over remembering the man being killed by new dad.

      There’s actually occasional shootouts in northern mexico related to this wife taking behavior because the local authorities are less well equipped to go after the lunatics and also often take bribes from the ones who don’t feel like the effort of keeping it under wraps.

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• ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Polygamy Porter: You can’t have just one.

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• recapitated@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh beehive

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• sxan@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What is tyat one symbol? Does each sub family have a rat? And a dog?

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• Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Because utah is the land of milk and honey . The bee population thrives in the great salt lake desert /s

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• Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Broodlord

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  • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I believe the appropriate counter is “Vikings or Void Rays”

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• capital@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But I’m taller.

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