PSA: if you’re memeing, you could be working out

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• RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Really? Me? With boobs and all?

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  • miraclerandy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes, but there’s no promise they’ll be any better than the boobs you already have.

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    • RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Aw geez

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The boobies add weight for an effective workout.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You could have them if you try

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This skin suit ain’t gonna sew itself

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  • Transtronaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    New gender goals just dropped.

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    • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Holy hell

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  • Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And shitting on the floor!

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• Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m actually in bed and farting, thank you very much. One part of me is getting a work out at least.

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  • THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How long do you fart ?

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    • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As long as required

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• archomrade@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Instructions unclear, shit smeared on wall

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• MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If I do more exercise, I won’t be able to rest my phone on my gut.

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• user1234@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d rather be on the actual toilet instead of shitting my pants on an imaginary toilet.

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  • jettrscga@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sir, for the 5th time nobody asked you to shit your pants.

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    • user1234@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Who says I had to?

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• Deceptichum@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is sitting against a wall exercising?

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  • powerofm@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well it might be called a wall “sit”, but if you’re doing it right then it’s a pretty good core workout and you probably won’t be able to do it for long

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• EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don– Don’t sick on the toilet rim… That’s just… nasty. :{

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I shit in a bowl. not on the wall!

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Either way, I’m gonna be shitting.

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• bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You ain’t have to call me out like that

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• JustMy2c@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  True

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• lefaucet@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Feels good to be seen.

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