I took this community a little too literally this morning

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• Got_Bent@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I shoulda used the poop knife

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s the old way, now it’s an immersion blender.

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    • Got_Bent@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I heard it was a special attachment for the Hitachi massage wand

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• Bipta@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don't buy the Beehive plunger. Nothing like struggling to get a plunger in and out of its holder.

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  • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Also, the bees complicate things.

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    • milkytoast@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I thought the bees were there to help break everything up

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  • key@lemmy.keychat.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I stand by the accordion

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• numberfour002@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  While you’re at Lowe’s be sure to pick up a pint of plunger oil, which will help keep the plunger lubricated and prevent the plastic from degrading like this. It’s not expensive and it’s not hard to use. All you have to do is lick the plunger clean after each use, allow it to air dry, then apply a small dab of the oil, and rub that in with a soft natural fiber cloth. A plunger can last you a life time with proper care.

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• whodatdair@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What is a plunger, if not a post for shit? 🪠🤔

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• Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just leave the clog.

  youtu.be/YzOrj3LiT38?si=QzZaF3aVmBu_kdOD

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  OP I think this means you’re full of shit. 🤗

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  • Got_Bent@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Was full of shit. Past tense.

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    • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Then your toilet is full of shit

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• RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Now that’s some violent shit

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• 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Susie Meyerson is very disappointed in you

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  • Got_Bent@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fans often ask celebrities to autograph weird things. Even so Alex Borstein was pretty startled when someone approached her at a recent event brandishing a plunger. “I was like, ‘That doesn’t look new, and I’m not going to sign that!’” Borstein told me with a raspy laugh, sounding a lot like her Marvelous Mrs. Maisel character, Susie Myerson.

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• Kushia@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not enough blinker fluid.

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• GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  bruh y u shidding so big?

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• wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  All those beans and stroganoff finally paid off.

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  • Got_Bent@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I LOVE strokin’ off!

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