His honesty is refreshing
His true endgame
Submitted 9 months ago by JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/5f478ab2-aa02-4e08-8a76-6cd54d4e5e95.jpeg
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LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Are there any of those pennies left? I want some.
HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Bezos & Musk came along with some superglue shortly after.
I believe there’s still roughly $7.66 out there, but bring a scraper.
crusa187@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
All that’s left is the ass-pennies, might want to reconsider
corus_kt@lemmy.world 9 months ago
A classic, but one that I REALLY want to forget
waz@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Am I the only person who was confused because I read penises instead of pennies the first time?
I wonder what Freud would say about this.
Baines@lemmy.world 9 months ago
the only cure is fucking your mother and killing your father
bajabound@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Now let’s see a generated image of Data riding in a solid gold hovercraft scattering pennies as he goes by.
pixelscience@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Zagorath@aussie.zone 9 months ago
How did the AI decide to ignore the skirt that literally every real hovercraft (and therefore, one would presume, source image of a hovercraft) has to trap the air below it?
joe@lemmy.today 9 months ago
I like how it decided that hovercraft should always be on the ground
Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 9 months ago
That is actually impressive
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
Fake, he is laughing on some of them.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Fourth panel of first pic has him in Mexico
Nahodyashka@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Yhe bitcoin logo 😄
Dadifer@lemmy.world 9 months ago
chefs kiss
Diplomjodler@feddit.de 9 months ago
Wait what? His hovercraft isn’t made from diamonds? What a peasant.
ptrknvk@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Diamond hovercraft is almost indestructible, so it’s boring. Golden one is very soft and is single use. You don’t even charge it, just buy a new one.
Klear@lemmy.world 9 months ago
And not full of eels?!
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
Zuck didn’t write that though.
It is too human.
suction@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Still better than another Trump presidency
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 9 months ago
wipe that cheetoh dust off your chin my guy
Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
And to think some of us fuckers here didn’t want the God-King to federate with us. You all will be first against the wall when Emperor Zuck - rightfully - ascends to the throne.
WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 9 months ago
He’s made of the shed skins of molted lizards
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 9 months ago
“when I was human, I mean I’m still human” what a goofball that marky mark is
THE_ANON@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
I wouldn’t be suprised if zuck said that guy is so deraneged from real world
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
With the social network he owns increasingly polarising society,
bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
They’ve never seen a lizard-person driving a solid gold hovercraft before…
AnonTwo@kbin.social 9 months ago
For some reason that made me think that if aliens ever wanted to take over the earth, they just have to become CEOs. Nobody would be able to tell the difference.
sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
Isn’t that the whole point of the lizard people conspiracy? That lizard aliens are controlling us by silently sitting in positions of power (CEOs/rich people/politicians).