His honesty is refreshing
His true endgame
Submitted 1 year ago by JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/5f478ab2-aa02-4e08-8a76-6cd54d4e5e95.jpeg
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LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Are there any of those pennies left? I want some.
HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Bezos & Musk came along with some superglue shortly after.
I believe there’s still roughly $7.66 out there, but bring a scraper.
crusa187@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
All that’s left is the ass-pennies, might want to reconsider
corus_kt@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A classic, but one that I REALLY want to forget
waz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Am I the only person who was confused because I read penises instead of pennies the first time?
I wonder what Freud would say about this.
Baines@lemmy.world 1 year ago
the only cure is fucking your mother and killing your father
bajabound@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Now let’s see a generated image of Data riding in a solid gold hovercraft scattering pennies as he goes by.
pixelscience@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Zagorath@aussie.zone 1 year ago
How did the AI decide to ignore the skirt that literally every real hovercraft (and therefore, one would presume, source image of a hovercraft) has to trap the air below it?
joe@lemmy.today 1 year ago
I like how it decided that hovercraft should always be on the ground
Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 1 year ago
That is actually impressive
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Fake, he is laughing on some of them.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Fourth panel of first pic has him in Mexico
Nahodyashka@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yhe bitcoin logo 😄
Dadifer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
chefs kiss
Diplomjodler@feddit.de 1 year ago
Wait what? His hovercraft isn’t made from diamonds? What a peasant.
ptrknvk@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Diamond hovercraft is almost indestructible, so it’s boring. Golden one is very soft and is single use. You don’t even charge it, just buy a new one.
Klear@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And not full of eels?!
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Zuck didn’t write that though.
It is too human.
suction@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Still better than another Trump presidency
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
wipe that cheetoh dust off your chin my guy
Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
And to think some of us fuckers here didn’t want the God-King to federate with us. You all will be first against the wall when Emperor Zuck - rightfully - ascends to the throne.
WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He’s made of the shed skins of molted lizards
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“when I was human, I mean I’m still human” what a goofball that marky mark is
THE_ANON@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
I wouldn’t be suprised if zuck said that guy is so deraneged from real world
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
With the social network he owns increasingly polarising society,
bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
They’ve never seen a lizard-person driving a solid gold hovercraft before…
AnonTwo@kbin.social 1 year ago
For some reason that made me think that if aliens ever wanted to take over the earth, they just have to become CEOs. Nobody would be able to tell the difference.
sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Isn’t that the whole point of the lizard people conspiracy? That lizard aliens are controlling us by silently sitting in positions of power (CEOs/rich people/politicians).