WhereGrapesMayRule

@WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I firmly believe all 3-4 letter acronyms will eventually be used for evil.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  YES

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If tomato's are a berry and jelly is a sugary fruit spread then my cheese pizza Lunchables is more akin to a pastry..?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It is a berry cheesecake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Could a US state prevent its citizens from paying federal taxes?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope. What they could do is tax corporations that collect them at 100% of whatever they collect on behalf of the federal government and then have a state stimulus payment equal to what was collected.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pete Hegseth Says Biden’s IRS Targeted Him With ‘Sham’ Audit on Their Way Out the Door › American Greatness⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He did not receive an audit notification. He is a tax cheat that failed to pay tens of thousands of dollars in taxes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cola facts rule⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not true. If the times were shorter you would still be able to pick up liquids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beautiful⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s the letter “t” for?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best Show Of 2024 Is A Non-Woke Patriotic Hit Everyone Must Watch⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You are not anti-woke. You are pro-nazi.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JD Vance: "They're attacking Pete Hegseth for having a Christian motto tattooed on his arm. This is disgusting anti-Christian bigotry"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pete Hegseth: “Next to the communist Chinese and their global ambitions, Islamism is the most dangerous threat to freedom in the world. It cannot be negotiated with, coexisted with, or understood; it must be exposed, marginalized, and crushed.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Climate change⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is so med.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coming down your chimney⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you have balanitis: wash your penis every day using just water or an emollient (moisturising treatment) gently pull back your foreskin and wash the area with warm water. dry gently after washing. if you use condoms, choose condoms for sensitive skin. wash your hands before peeing or touching your penis

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨check⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a shitty meme because that dude was so religious he would never touch a wiener unless is was on the Lord Jesus Christ. Then he would personally guide it wherever his Lord desired, playing with His balls and rimming Him all the while.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Needs mayo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A photography depicting the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza - 2565 BCE.⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like stone blocks but actually are giant chunks of cheese. Amazing!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trout populations⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually only affects the earth based trout population.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just horsey things⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Also the least wealthy joint.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Treat yo self⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like a great place to film a porn, Dawg.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Progress made on Sonic the Hedgehog (1991)⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Me 30 years ago: I am so happy they made this game! Me now: See above.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Admit it, this is so accurate 😂🚌⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Could be an RV painted to look like a bus. Some people would fuck with you that way. Never trust.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You made this, what else is in your lab?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Now THAT’S a horse cock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who would win?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  If the context is “see who can go the longest without being corrupt or abusing their position of power”, the acorn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cardassia has no honor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Truckdassia is even worse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actually had to use this old friend at work the other day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Just turning it on in the modern age leaves it more infected than the town friendly when the aircraft carrier leaves port.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨His true endgame⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s made of the shed skins of molted lizards

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨X Purges Prominent Journalists, Leftists With No Explanation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  So? For 40 years X has been what you click on when you DON’T want to see something. Why would anyone go there?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a little bit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Shut up, Wesley! We must be circumspect with those who could visit genocide upon US with a thought. Also, don’t bring up how often I challenged Q when he could have done the same or I’ll just tell you to shut up again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So, we gotta trick the rich into letting us eat them.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  How much son chowder you need to eat anyway?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That one is winning⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It looks like two submarines having sex with each other to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nature's dental floss.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  She was going to a rave so it seemed like the right thing to do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meat stuffed inside an animal intestine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The three most terrifying things in the world:

  Great White shark swimming up to you when you are swimming a little too far from the beach.

  Waking up to find your tent ripped apart and realizing a bear is just staring to clamp his jaws around your throat.

  Mickey Rooney asking if you want to dance, Hot Dog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨R.I.P.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ugh. This post is so dated.