WhereGrapesMayRule
@WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world
- Comment on JD Vance: "They're attacking Pete Hegseth for having a Christian motto tattooed on his arm. This is disgusting anti-Christian bigotry" 4 days ago:
Pete Hegseth: “Next to the communist Chinese and their global ambitions, Islamism is the most dangerous threat to freedom in the world. It cannot be negotiated with, coexisted with, or understood; it must be exposed, marginalized, and crushed.”
- Comment on Climate change 1 month ago:
This is so med.
- Comment on Coming down your chimney 3 months ago:
If you have balanitis: wash your penis every day using just water or an emollient (moisturising treatment) gently pull back your foreskin and wash the area with warm water. dry gently after washing. if you use condoms, choose condoms for sensitive skin. wash your hands before peeing or touching your penis
- Comment on check 5 months ago:
This is a shitty meme because that dude was so religious he would never touch a wiener unless is was on the Lord Jesus Christ. Then he would personally guide it wherever his Lord desired, playing with His balls and rimming Him all the while.
- Comment on Finally 6 months ago:
Needs mayo
- Comment on A photography depicting the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza - 2565 BCE. 6 months ago:
Looks like stone blocks but actually are giant chunks of cheese. Amazing!
- Comment on Trout populations 6 months ago:
Actually only affects the earth based trout population.
- Comment on Just horsey things 7 months ago:
Also the least wealthy joint.
- Comment on Treat yo self 7 months ago:
Looks like a great place to film a porn, Dawg.
- Comment on Progress made on Sonic the Hedgehog (1991) 7 months ago:
Me 30 years ago: I am so happy they made this game! Me now: See above.
- Comment on Admit it, this is so accurate 😂🚌 7 months ago:
Could be an RV painted to look like a bus. Some people would fuck with you that way. Never trust.
- Comment on You made this, what else is in your lab? 8 months ago:
Now THAT’S a horse cock.
- Comment on Who would win? 8 months ago:
If the context is “see who can go the longest without being corrupt or abusing their position of power”, the acorn.
- Comment on Cardassia has no honor 9 months ago:
Truckdassia is even worse.
- Comment on Actually had to use this old friend at work the other day 9 months ago:
Just turning it on in the modern age leaves it more infected than the town friendly when the aircraft carrier leaves port.
- Comment on His true endgame 9 months ago:
He’s made of the shed skins of molted lizards
- Comment on X Purges Prominent Journalists, Leftists With No Explanation 10 months ago:
So? For 40 years X has been what you click on when you DON’T want to see something. Why would anyone go there?
- Comment on Just a little bit 10 months ago:
Shut up, Wesley! We must be circumspect with those who could visit genocide upon US with a thought. Also, don’t bring up how often I challenged Q when he could have done the same or I’ll just tell you to shut up again.
- Comment on So, we gotta trick the rich into letting us eat them. 10 months ago:
How much son chowder you need to eat anyway?
- Comment on That one is winning 10 months ago:
It looks like two submarines having sex with each other to me.
- Comment on Nature's dental floss. 10 months ago:
She was going to a rave so it seemed like the right thing to do.
- Comment on Meat stuffed inside an animal intestine 10 months ago:
The three most terrifying things in the world:
Great White shark swimming up to you when you are swimming a little too far from the beach.
Waking up to find your tent ripped apart and realizing a bear is just staring to clamp his jaws around your throat.
- Comment on R.I.P. 10 months ago:
Ugh. This post is so dated.
- Comment on Turns out, Spider-Man 2 is the best Matrix sequel 10 months ago:
Not so. He is missing Trinity’s tight leather pants showing us that Octavius PhD cake when he bends over.
- Comment on Holiday Decoration 2024 10 months ago:
Oughtn’t it be over inflated?
- Comment on Stunning sadistic striker😄 10 months ago:
You don’t get the other wishes until the first has been granted, which doesn’t end until they finish their little tap dance
- Comment on Stunning sadistic striker😄 10 months ago:
You didn’t specify they be consecutive minutes. The genie allows them all to walk for one minute, takes it away, then transports them all to your location and tells them what you did before enabling them to walk again for another four minutes. Millions of people then proceed to trample your broken body.
- Comment on The Weekly 'What are you playing?' Discussion 11 months ago:
I’m playing a game called “eat and drink my childhood trauma.”
- Comment on I should be celebrating turning 40 11 months ago:
40 is the new 50.
- Comment on I'm shuddering 11 months ago:
The best thing about wet socks is that I’ll die some day and never remember the feeling of wearing wet socks again.