I thought this was the name of an isekai for a second
I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA
Submitted 11 months ago by sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I think it could work.
Fisch@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
That would be fire ngl
Siegfried@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“And now i wander in dungeons with what i have learned” instead of AMA and we are done
OpenStars@startrek.website 11 months ago
Oops, I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think I’m in love
That I’m sent from above
I’m not that innocent
TheDeepState@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Do you shave your pubs so it looks like Hitler’s stache?
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
You must have seen my OnlyFans
ivanafterall@kbin.social 11 months ago
Then Hitler shaved his mustache and used OP's pubes as a replacement, like one of those photo cutouts at Disneyland. And then they'd laaaugh. Oh, how they laughed.
gmtom@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No he shaved the opposite pattern so that when hitler deep throats him I completes his pubes.
Veedem@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Did he still do all that meth?
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I got him to stop but he probably relapsed after I was kidnapped.
Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It wasn’t illegal back then
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 11 months ago
Who kidnapped you from the past?
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
The government.
Land_Strider@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Which government? The reptile ones?
DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Sometimes micro-dosing is just straight up trippin’ balls.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I tried my best to save the world but I was kidnapped through time.
tubaruco@lemm.ee 11 months ago
hate it when it happens
ExLisper@linux.community 11 months ago
Did you fly to Germany and travel back in time there or did you travel back in time in US and travel to Germany in 1940?
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I traveled half way to Germany, then traveled to 1930, then traveled the rest of the way to Germany.
speaker_hat@lemmy.one 11 months ago
Why did you call you son Spez?
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I named my son Spez so that when I abuse him I know that a Spez is suffering.
theodewere@kbin.social 11 months ago
you can say he was bottom, everyone knows
Seraph@kbin.social 11 months ago
Any threesomes with Eva Braun?
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Oh yeah. And the dog too.
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
that must’ve been pawsome
rug_burn@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Does he like to cuddle after?
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Yes. He resists at first but then I squeeze him tight and he submits and starts to pur.
gmtom@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why does this sound like a Japanese light novel title.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Because it is
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Gay lover? Was he a closet homosexual?
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I found his inner homosexual and brought it to the surface.
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oh swell, you got him into BDSM. No wonder he started the concentration camps.
SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I thought you were referencing the amazingness that is: Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
That’s a beautiful story.
EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
How’s he in bed? Is he a top or a bottom
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
He thought he was a top but I showed him that he was a bottom.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
But what about the Japanese
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
The Japanese are just Germans in a different time zone.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Image
THE_ANON@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Exactly