I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • THE_ANON@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Exactly

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• AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I thought this was the name of an isekai for a second

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think it could work.

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  • Fisch@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That would be fire ngl

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  • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “And now i wander in dungeons with what i have learned” instead of AMA and we are done

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• OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oops, I did it again

  I played with your heart, got lost in the game

  Oh baby, baby

  Oops, you think I’m in love

  That I’m sent from above

  I’m not that innocent

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• TheDeepState@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Do you shave your pubs so it looks like Hitler’s stache?

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You must have seen my OnlyFans

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  • ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Then Hitler shaved his mustache and used OP's pubes as a replacement, like one of those photo cutouts at Disneyland. And then they'd laaaugh. Oh, how they laughed.

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  • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No he shaved the opposite pattern so that when hitler deep throats him I completes his pubes.

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• Veedem@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Did he still do all that meth?

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I got him to stop but he probably relapsed after I was kidnapped.

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  • Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It wasn’t illegal back then

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• Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Who kidnapped you from the past?

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The government.

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    • Land_Strider@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Which government? The reptile ones?

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• DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sometimes micro-dosing is just straight up trippin’ balls.

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I tried my best to save the world but I was kidnapped through time.

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    • tubaruco@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      hate it when it happens

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• ExLisper@linux.community ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Did you fly to Germany and travel back in time there or did you travel back in time in US and travel to Germany in 1940?

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I traveled half way to Germany, then traveled to 1930, then traveled the rest of the way to Germany.

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• speaker_hat@lemmy.one ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why did you call you son Spez?

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I named my son Spez so that when I abuse him I know that a Spez is suffering.

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• theodewere@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  you can say he was bottom, everyone knows

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• Seraph@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Any threesomes with Eva Braun?

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh yeah. And the dog too.

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    • TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      that must’ve been pawsome

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• rug_burn@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Does he like to cuddle after?

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes. He resists at first but then I squeeze him tight and he submits and starts to pur.

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• gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why does this sound like a Japanese light novel title.

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  • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Because it is

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• MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gay lover? Was he a closet homosexual?

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I found his inner homosexual and brought it to the surface.

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    • MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh swell, you got him into BDSM. No wonder he started the concentration camps.

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• SinningStromgald@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I thought you were referencing the amazingness that is: Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s a beautiful story.

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• EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How’s he in bed? Is he a top or a bottom

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He thought he was a top but I showed him that he was a bottom.

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But what about the Japanese

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The Japanese are just Germans in a different time zone.

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