I thought this was the name of an isekai for a second
I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA
Submitted 1 year ago by sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I think it could work.
Fisch@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
That would be fire ngl
Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“And now i wander in dungeons with what i have learned” instead of AMA and we are done
OpenStars@startrek.website 1 year ago
Oops, I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think I’m in love
That I’m sent from above
I’m not that innocent
TheDeepState@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Do you shave your pubs so it looks like Hitler’s stache?
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
You must have seen my OnlyFans
ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 year ago
Then Hitler shaved his mustache and used OP's pubes as a replacement, like one of those photo cutouts at Disneyland. And then they'd laaaugh. Oh, how they laughed.
gmtom@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No he shaved the opposite pattern so that when hitler deep throats him I completes his pubes.
Veedem@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Did he still do all that meth?
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I got him to stop but he probably relapsed after I was kidnapped.
Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It wasn’t illegal back then
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 1 year ago
Who kidnapped you from the past?
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
The government.
Land_Strider@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Which government? The reptile ones?
DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Sometimes micro-dosing is just straight up trippin’ balls.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I tried my best to save the world but I was kidnapped through time.
tubaruco@lemm.ee 1 year ago
hate it when it happens
ExLisper@linux.community 1 year ago
Did you fly to Germany and travel back in time there or did you travel back in time in US and travel to Germany in 1940?
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I traveled half way to Germany, then traveled to 1930, then traveled the rest of the way to Germany.
speaker_hat@lemmy.one 1 year ago
Why did you call you son Spez?
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I named my son Spez so that when I abuse him I know that a Spez is suffering.
theodewere@kbin.social 1 year ago
you can say he was bottom, everyone knows
Seraph@kbin.social 1 year ago
Any threesomes with Eva Braun?
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Oh yeah. And the dog too.
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
that must’ve been pawsome
rug_burn@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Does he like to cuddle after?
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Yes. He resists at first but then I squeeze him tight and he submits and starts to pur.
gmtom@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why does this sound like a Japanese light novel title.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Because it is
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Gay lover? Was he a closet homosexual?
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I found his inner homosexual and brought it to the surface.
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh swell, you got him into BDSM. No wonder he started the concentration camps.
SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I thought you were referencing the amazingness that is: Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
That’s a beautiful story.
EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
How’s he in bed? Is he a top or a bottom
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
He thought he was a top but I showed him that he was a bottom.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But what about the Japanese
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
The Japanese are just Germans in a different time zone.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Image
THE_ANON@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Exactly