Large. Because they Just Can't Get Enough.

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• EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You know god damn well she’s not gonna order a Jesus at all and just nibble at yours.

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  • HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I recall seeing an item in a menu once that said something like “girlfriend’s not hungry: an extra long fork, $0.00”

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    • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ive seen one like that added a bit more fries lol

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  someone to hear your prayers

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  • KreekyBonez@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    someone who cares

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    • einlander@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just reach out and touch faith.

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    • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      cayers

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• originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  are we talkin hollow jesus, or solid?

  the hollow ones always seem to taste better

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Chicago style deep dish Jesus.

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    • originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      youre speakin my language

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  • ScrollerBall@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I thought he was like pull-apart bread

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    • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      he’s a cracker

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I mean that’s basically just Eucharist.

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• ersatz@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Always go with the personal jesus. Everyone can get one tailored to their own taste and there’s no worry about leaving anyone out or having to follow his teachings and shit. My dad wants an anchovy jesus that lets him be a racist, while my buddy wants a pepperoni jesus that lets him cheat on his wife while justifying it to himself. Personal jesus makes all of this possible.

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• dantheclamman@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just saw them live and it was an incredible concert. Highly recommended if you can attend their present tour

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• gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well, you know it’s not just how hungry you are, It’s A Matter Of Time.

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• Godric@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ugh, people who get Jesus for the table and then to pawn it off are the worst. Like at least get something interesting if you’re gonna try and push it on someone

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Rachelle smirks like Nicolas Cage

  “I’m gonna steal the Jesus statue of Rio de Janeiro.”

  And just put it on her lawn.

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• empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  enough jesus for not just your family, but the entire block!!!

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  • einlander@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t forget to get Jesus juice.

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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