Dukat is upset they still haven't built a statue of him in the parking lot for pushing a cart into traffic
Submitted 10 months ago by USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website to risa@startrek.website
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ummthatguy@startrek.website 10 months ago
USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 10 months ago
While I appreciate the addition, I feel like Weyoun would command Damar to return the cart.
Damar would then drunkenly push it into the cart return and not pick it up when it fell over.
thessnake03@lemmy.world 10 months ago
At the end, he gets really into the store loyalty program. FOR WALMART!!
marcos@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Nah, Bashir would devise a clever plan to everything work out just fine without people returning their carts.
Also, I’m pretty sure you got Garak wrong. He would promise never to return the cart, make a loud point about it for everybody, and insist on the subject every chance he gets. Just to covertly return it when nobody is looking because when Cardassia befriends the supermarket his people would benefit from the carts being correctly parked.
skydivekingair@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And then Julian’s plan would cause more chaos than had it not been implemented because one person went ahead and returned their cart.
USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 10 months ago
Bashir has no idea how carts end up back at the cart return, and between O’Brien and Garak he isn’t likely to learn.
mosiacmango@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Bashir ended up helping several patrons with cart return based injuries and forgot to return his in the process. He also invented a cart injury vaccine in the process, but it was shuffled obscurity by section 31 who had several cart based injury assassinations planned.
radix@lemmy.world 10 months ago
O’Brien returned his cart, and yours, and was mumbling complaints about lazy people while gathering two more when somebody drove a motorized cart into him and broke his ankle.
ummthatguy@startrek.website 10 months ago
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
linux2647@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Kai Winn: grabs you by the ear and declares that the prophets dictate you not only return her cart for her, but that you must unload her cart into her vehicle. And if you don’t, your pah will suffer
user1234@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
Nah, Kai Winn is the Karen who complains to the store manager that all of the carts pull to the left.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 months ago
I’m Worf.
USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 10 months ago
Some days we’re all Worf.
grue@lemmy.world 10 months ago
ursakhiin@beehaw.org 10 months ago
Those are the days “I only went in for 1 or 2 (20 as it turns out) things”
MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Was reading this to my SO, and was given a correction for Quark: gets Rom to pay Quark for the privilege of returning Quarks cart.
jawa21@startrek.website 10 months ago
USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 10 months ago
“The cart return tasks me! It tasks me and I shall have it!”
alcoholicorn@hexbear.net 10 months ago
Do you know how many carts Dukat didn’t push into traffic?
CrayonMaster@midwest.social 10 months ago
But people who don’t return carts are just as bad as landlords???
USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 10 months ago
Hey, talk to Rom; he’s the one who thinks that.
Rom@hexbear.net 10 months ago
It’s true, I do.
SGG@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sisko - chance to also perform a warcrime while returning the trolley.
AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 10 months ago
The real move is to park next to the cart return
USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 10 months ago
Now you’re thinking like Vedek Bareil.
Donnagen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Morn: never seen with a cart
USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 10 months ago
Morn is the guy whose job it is to collect the carts and stock shelves, but you only ever see him smoking out by the dumpster.
VindictiveJudge@startrek.website 10 months ago
And yet, all the carts are collected and all the shelves fully stocked.
PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee 10 months ago
But everyone talks about how he’s the best with carts.
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Changelings/Founders - “It’s a flaw of the solids… To turn something as simple as food transporting - into a fundamental flaw of a decrepit society. Their so-called “cart” – a mere extension of the hands, solids fail to recognize as part of one’s primal nutrition gathering needs in order to just survive. But instead, as logical weapons to other solids who oppose their incomplete transportation rules…”
Awesome357@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Garak will try to eliminate all carts, for the safety of the alpha quadrant cars.
Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 10 months ago
A couple minor changes to this one:
Obrien: gets imprisoned and tortured while returning cart, gets dumped next to the corral for pickup
Garak: convinces someone else to return the cart. They are happy to do so for such a charming gentleman. Merely a simple tailor, of course.
django@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
You have two wolfs inside of you. One returns the cart, the other does not.
JackDark@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Odo has absolutely always returned the cart. In fact, I’d say he’s tracked down everyone he can find that hasn’t returned the cart and forced them to return one in front of him.
USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 10 months ago
Nah, Odo believes in rules and order too much to force others to return their cart when there’s no rule saying they need to do so.
He doesn’t like it when people leave their carts in random locations, which is why he leaves his very neatly where it’s not going to be a danger of rolling into a car or the middle of the lot, but he definitely isn’t going to return it himself when it’s someone else’s job to do so.
Awesome357@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Also he will arrest Jake and Nog and drag them into detention for Nog’s quarter scheme. Quark will feign being outraged but then will insist he be included next time so he can teach Nog how to not get caught.
evdo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Excellent
Sir_Fridge@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Odo just becomes a cart.