For anyone who needs a reminder, his name is not Ted. We should honor his wishes and stop calling him by his preferred name.
Ted Cruz wants to stop the FCC from updating data-breach notification rules
Submitted 11 months ago by throws_lemy@lemmy.nz to technology@lemmy.world
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Pavidus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
I just don’t want to besmirch the name of a hard-working ninja turtle.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Then go with Edward.
netburnr@lemmy.world 11 months ago
His name is Fled Cruz, or Cancun Cruz, take your choice.
TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 11 months ago
Rafael??? How did that become Ted?
CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 11 months ago
Since he was born in another country, his parents had to give him a separate ‘American’ name in order to better assimilate after smuggling him across the border.
brlemworld@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The Zodiac Killer Cruze
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Crud isn’t smart enough to be the Zodiac.
Jaysyn@kbin.social 11 months ago
Ted Cruz's corporate pay-masters want to stop the FCC from updating data-breach notifications rules.
Ted doesn't actually give a shit.
Vorticity@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The Republican party cares about us and our families. They’re protecting us from this obvious overreach. We, as Chinese hackers, have a right to remain anonymous and undetected. We have a right to use the information that we find and it only harms us when consumers are notified that we have their information. Stand up for your rights! Vote Republican!
kokesh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Everyone seems to forget he is the cyber security expert. Well versed in the internets. theguardian.com/…/ted-cruz-twitter-account-likes-…
TheBat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I want Raphael Cruz to yeet himself in a canyon.
TigrisMorte@kbin.social 11 months ago
"into" a canyon. If it is just in a canyon he could be at the bottom when yeet doth occur.
vox@kbin.social 11 months ago
I'd take either as long as he didn't leave said canyon
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Yeet is a technical term. It means throw as hard as possible.
Kobe is more about precision throwing.
CADmonkey@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Isn’t it almost time for this guy to run away to Mexico and blame his family for it?
Notyou@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Depends. Is there a cold front coming through Texas that will freeze the pipes?
TheMongoose@kbin.social 11 months ago
It's like they're all reading the same copy of 'how not to be a garbage human being' and doing the exact opposite of each lesson...
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ffs! Ars Technica is pretty much unusable now! Not only does their cookie consent prompt reload every time you deselect what you’re (apparently but not really) allowed to deselect, effectively looking you out unless you accept all cookies, check out how many fucking companies they were gonna share your data with just from the mandatory ones! 🤬 Image
MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 11 months ago
Adblocker doesn’t care about consent selections.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So you’re saying that with uBlock on, I can just select accept all and I still won’t get any of their bullshit ‽
I wish I’d known ages ago!
autotldr@lemmings.world [bot] 11 months ago
This is the best summary I could come up with:
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) and other Republican senators are fighting a Federal Communications Commission plan to impose new data-breach notification requirements on telecom providers.
Rosenworcel’s data-breach proposal is scheduled for a vote at tomorrow’s commission meeting, and it may ultimately be up to the courts to decide whether it violates the 2017 congressional resolution.
Cruz also protested a recent FCC vote to enforce rules that prohibit discrimination in access to broadband services, calling it “government-mandated affirmative action and race-based pricing.”
The key legal question seems to be whether the FCC can re-implement one portion of the nullified rules as long as it doesn’t bring back the entire privacy order.
Cruz and fellow Republicans say that Rosenworcel’s plan would “resurrect a portion of the 2016 Broadband Privacy Order pertaining to data security.”
We conclude that it would be erroneous to construe the resolution of disapproval as applying to anything other than all of the rule revisions, as a whole, adopted as part of the 2016 Privacy Order.
The original article contains 589 words, the summary contains 166 words. Saved 72%. I’m a bot and I’m open source!
TigrisMorte@kbin.social 11 months ago
haulin' more water for pootie
ZeroCool@feddit.ch 11 months ago
Heaven forbid Republicans stand by while the FCC is just allowed to go and do something basic to protect consumer rights.
Rafael can go fuck himself.